I really shouldn’t write this post, because it’s giving Jennifer Lawrence attention and she thinks she’s over-paid-attention to. Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t think she’s screaming, “LOOK AT ME!” She thinks everyone is screaming, “LOOK AT HER!” But well, it’s hard not to look at her when trick is tripping on the Oscars red carpet on purpose!

Seen above dressed like a flasher grandma, Jennifer Lawrence talked to Glamour about all sorts of things, but I can’t call it a pure Jennifer Lawrence interview. I mean, she doesn’t talk about farts and she doesn’t drop any disgusting tidbits like how she loves to cup-a-queef the people around her or how she uses her snots as lip balm when she doesn’t have a tube of Chapstick on her. But JLaw did talk about how her coochie throbs for Larry David and how she thinks her personal aesthetic is “slutty power lesbian.” You can read the whole interview here, but I’ve dropped a few choice quotes after the cut.

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Yesterday, a 14-year-old girl named Molly O’Malia held a press conference with her lawyer, the queen of press conferences Gloria Allred, to tell her side of the story that OK! magazine ran about her and 26-year-old Tyga. OK! wet farted up a tale about how Tyga texted with Molly after finding her on Instagram. OK! claimed that Tyga and Molly flirted back and forth. But during her press conference yesterday, Molly said that she never went there and thought Tyga was contacting her about her music. According to Molly, Tyga kept trying to FaceTime with her and that made her feel uncomfortable. Well, Tyga’s manager took his ass to TMZ to let everyone know that Tyga isn’t a creepy turtle-faced pedo who was trying to get with a 14-year-old girl. He’s a professional record label mogul who was only interested in her musical talent. It’s way too early in the year to have this much bullshit splattered onto my eyes.

Tyga’s manager Anthony Martini claims that the junkyard salamander and his “team” (Side note: Let me guess, his “team” is made up of PedoBear, Subway Jared, R. Kelly and Woody Allen…) contacted Molly because they noticed that her music got a lot of attention on social media. Since every trick in the land has a record label, Tyga has a record label called Last Kings Records and his people were interested in maybe signing Molly. Anthony claims that the texts between Molly and Tyga were strictly professional and never got “uncomfortable.” Tyga wanted to FaceTime with Molly but only because he wanted to talk business face to face and wanted her to sing for him and his producers.

TMZ says that Molly claimed she was 17 in the texts. THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Oh, the old, “I can help you with your career, I can make you a STAH,” trick. Bill Cosby’s lawyers are probably having a busy morning, because they’re filing a copyright infringement lawsuit against Tyga for stealing their client’s act. But let’s say there’s a milliounce in hell that Tyga wanted to FaceTime with Molly for professional reasons only, that’s still an act of child abuse. No child should have to FaceTime with that creeper face.

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— Deja Vu Nashville (@DejavuNashville) January 3, 2016

TLC’s “19 Chins and Mounting” was even better than expected – Vernicious

Upvote winner:

Jabba the Slut. – Mary Queen of THOTs

New York City icon Doctor Zizmor! 

The NYC subways are about to get 1000% duller and the faces of the people of New York will soon be covered in a field of acne, zits and pimples, because the high priest of skincare, Dr. Jonathon Zizmor, is retiring! When I first visited NYC sometime in the late 90s, I was riding the subway with my sister and when I laid my eyes on a Dr. Zizmor ad for the first time, I asked her about that Lisa Frank shit. She gave me a quick history of the legendary skin doctor who not only beautifies the faces of NYC, but also beautifies its subways with his gorgeous ads.

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Anne Hathaway posted a picture of her pregnant body in a bikini on Instagram because she was being papped on the beach and wanted to beat them at their own game. This picture seems so normal-ish for Anne. Anne probably originally recorded an Instagram video of her singing “Baby Mine” to her bump as a single tear trickled down her face, but someone told her that would be overkill  – Lainey Gossip

Rocco Ritchie pretty much hates his mom – Celebitchy

Mercedes from Shahs of Sunset really knows how to pick ’em – Reality Tea 

In case you were wondering, yes, Rita Ora is STILL in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez is in a bikini too – Popoholic

So is Cara Delawhatever – The Nip Slip

Justin Bieber performed at Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s New Year’s Eve party. No word if he performed in a bikini or not – WWTDD

I’ve watched Girls, so I’ve seen practically every part of Lena Dunham including her pancreas, which is why this picture didn’t really hurt me. I’m desensitized – The Superficial 

The Ellen DeGenres Show has been renewed through the end of time – Instinct

Correction, Justin Bieber, you look like an absolute douchebag with or without cornrows – Jezebel

Panty Creamer of the Day: Matt Bomer in a wet t-shirt – Towleroad

Oh, there’s nothing to see here, it’s just a dude snorting coke off of Lindsay Lohan’s back – OMG Blog

Here’s Nicki Minaj busting out the same poses you did on picture day in the 10th grade – Hollywood Tuna 

TURN ON THE DRUDGE SIRENS! Gwen Stefani “liked” one of Miranda Lambert’s tweets – Popsugar

DeAndre Jordan is all about Meghan Trainor’s bass – IDLYITW

It’s official, Fox hates the Rocky Horror Picture Show and they want to ruin it. Case in point: They cast Victoria Justice as Janet – Just Jared

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