Open Post: Hosted By Two Very Demure Orchids Posing In A Very Demure Photoshoot

May 18, 2016 / Posted by:

On the left is pristine French flower Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan (from Rock of Love 2 and Celebrity Big Brother) looking about as fresh as a newborn puppy’s first saliva bubble. On the right is delicate American blossom Gabi Grecko (the gold digging ex-wife of that old ass Australian business man) looking just as fresh and pure. These two modest dewdrops didn’t only pose in this ILLEGAL photoshoot for attention (yes, they did), they also did it to bind their genuine love together.

26-year-old Gabi and 40-year-old Frenchy are now the lesbian it couple of Hollywood, and I’m sure every time they bump vagines, an angel gets its first orgasm. Gabi tells The Daily Mail that she’s bisexual and she’s now dating a 40-something hot woman, and if you didn’t get that the first time, she says it again:

“We talk everyday, we are together as BFFs and dating. And, yes, I am bisexual. I’m bisexual. I broke up with my boyfriend and now I’m dating a hot woman in her forties. I’m dating an older woman, I’m in love, we want to keep it low for now about who she is to see if it works out but I really like her. She’s in her forties but she looks 25. I’m still getting over my marriage ending but I think that may have been the end of men for me.”

Gabi’s ex accused her of faking a pregnancy and miscarriage for attention, but I’m sure that this relationship is completely organic and the complete opposite of Frenchy’s DuPont-made plastic weave. And if posing as slutty raver babies in a diaper fetish-themed photoshoot is their idea of keeping “it low,” what is their idea of going all out? My innocent brain doesn’t want to know, but I do want to know if someone makes Baby Wipes for eyes, because I’m going to need a few after looking at these pictures.


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