And the rest of us shouted: “Um, DUH!”

During a Saint Pablo tour stop in Seattle on Wednesday night, Kanye West accused his supposed bestie Jay Z of being a very bad friend. Kanye opened the diary of his mind and read all the ways Jay Z has hurt his feelings. Jay Z let a Tidal/Apple feud come between them, Jay Z doesn’t bring Blue Ivy to play with his daughter and Jay Z didn’t come over to offer his condolences after Kim Kardashian was robbed. As it turns out, Kanye might have been exaggerating the nature of his relationship with Jay Z. According to Page Six, Jay Z sees Kanye as a work friend, and that’s about it. And after Wednesday night, he’s officially been downgraded to “Guy I sometimes pass in the hall on my way to the toilet.”

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Brad Pitt had a deadline to respond to the divorce papers Angelina Jolie filed a month ago. That deadline was Wednesday, the same say Brad finally had some therapist-supervised one-on-one time with Maddox. Brad Pitt missed that deadline, but it’s not because he went home after his visit, cracked a 6-pack of Keystone, and fell asleep during a Love At First Swipe marathon on the couch. TMZ says Brad missed that deadline on purpose, because he has no plans to ever file a legal response.

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With the Jersey Shore royalties finally drying up, a desperate Snooki found herself entering the seedy world of fetish videos. – Darkside

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I always relish my tub time. – tim

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Rocky’s gold speedo from the original (and ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS) Rocky Horror Picture Show movie!

Deadline says that Fox’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again (“Let’s not.” – everyone) got a 3.4/5 rating (whatever that means) and that’s down 54% from the rating that Grease: Live! got. But millions of poor bitches, like me, still watched and I’m guessing that at least half of them called 911 while witnessing how Fox sucked every ounce of life out of Rocky Horror, kicked it in the asshole repeatedly, butchered it dead with a cleaver, shit and pissed on its corpse, buried it, pulled it out again and shit and pissed on it some more before shoving its soggy remains into the garbage disposal.

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Kim Kardashian (36)
Will Estes (38)
Jeremy Miller (40)
Andrew Scott (40)
Jade Jagger (45)
Melora Walters (57)
Ken Watanabe (57)
Charlotte Caffey (63)
Julian Cope (59)
Catherine Hardwicke (61)
LaTanya Richardson (67)
Judge Judy (74)
Manfred Mann (76)
Joyce Randolph (92)
Celia Cruz (1925-2003)

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When Prince Hot Ginge met miniature Carrot Top ovaries I didn’t know I had exploded, came together and exploded again – Lainey Gossip

It’s going to cost $300,000 to save Dorothy’s ruby slippers. I’ll gladly do it for $300 and all I need is a bottle of glue, some red spray paint and a $10 gift certificate to Michael’s – Towleroad

Because you care, this is what Kenya Moore cacas in – Reality Tea

People says that Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronfsky are casually dating. In other words, they’re fuck buddies – Celebitchy

Will the Oscar tricks give one of the Fast & Furious movies a pity award already so Vin Diesel can stop with this shit?  – Pajiba

The Logan trailer needed more Wolverine nips – The Superficial 

Speaking of, here’s Milla Jovovich’s nips – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Tallulah Willis maybe got married – WWTDD

The riveting footage of Kim Kardashian’s alleged robbers getting away on bikes really needs to be mashed up with the E.T. theme – Just Jared

I demand the death penalty to whoever did this to this puppeh (unless puppeh did it to himself) – OMG Blog

Emma Roberts is always ready for a flood – Popoholic

FYI, Justin Bieber still hates his fans – IDLYITW

Okay, but why didn’t Tommy Cruise re-enact his greatest performance from that batshit Scientology video? – SOW

Shay Mitchell worked a swimsuit made of dyed Ace bandages on Self – Hollywood Tuna

Zack Morris looks like a living and breathing police sketch – Popsugar

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