Disneyland Really Was The Happiest Place On Earth For A Super High Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone
Since weed has a tendency to make annoying things more tolerable and tolerable things wonderful, some people get high before they go to Disneyland. It’s really the perfect place for it: bright colors, tons of candy and people wearing oversized foam costumes. It’s like a wholesome rave! Andrew Garfield did this once, and he recently talked about getting Disneylit to W magazine.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For January 5th!
20 years later, Bieber still thinks owning exotic pets and posing nude is good publicity. – bambam1
Upvote winner:
Chimp my Ride. – CookieMonsterDory
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Paul Preston, the host of the gloriously no-budget commercial for Atlanta’s Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters!
The perfect commercial after the cut may look like it took 18 weeks to write, 4 weeks to storyboard, 9 weeks to shoot and another 3 weeks to perfect in post-production, but your dog may have let out farts that took longer to complete than the shooting for this ad. HuffPo said that the commercial took about 30 minutes to shoot from start to finish and the budget was “a couple cans of cat food for the cat stars.”
It mades its debut on YouTube last month, but it didn’t really touch the eyes of the people until it ended up on Reddit. It’s got over 2.5 million views now.
Birthday Sluts
Tiffany Pollard aka New York (35)
Courtney Eaton (21)
Nicky Romero (28)
Irina Shayk (31)
Alex Turner (31)
Hilaria Thomas (33)
Kate McKinnon (33)
Eric Trump (33)
Eddie Redmayne (35)
Rinko Kikuchi (36)
Mike Jones (36)
Genevieve O’Reilly (40)
Danny Pintauro (41)
Gabrielle Reece (47)
Julie Chen (47)
Ree Drummond the Pioneer Woman (48)
Norman Reedus (48)
John Singleton (49)
Jesse Dylan (51)
Howie Long (57)
Nigella Lawson (57)
Rowan Atkinson (62)
Malcolm Young (64)
Syd Barrett (1946-2006)
Bonnie Franklin (1944-2013)
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Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart got food with her girlfriend-of-the-moment whose name I’m not going to bother memorizing because she’ll have a new piece next week. It seems like KStew is on a mission to coochie bump with every famous and semi-famous lesbian in the land. I’m all for it, but KStew better keep her cooch away from Rojo Caliente’s happy home! – Lainey Gossip
Meghan Markle’s family members are talking to the press again – Celebitchy
“Um, is she sleeping with her eyes open or is that called modeling?” is what that young Billy Idol is thinking to himself while posing with Kendall Jenner – Drunken Stepfather
Melissa Gorga’s former business partner wants everyone to know that she’s the one who dumped a trick – Reality Tea
If the Green Lantern was an extremely elegant bikini, he’d be the one that Joanna Krupa is wearing – The Nip Slip
A blood tear must’ve trickled down Pimp Mama Kris’ face after seeing Blac Chyna’s scamming ways on Instagram. She can finally be proud of her future grifter-in-law! – The Superficial
Some call these “spontaneous pap pictures” of Jessica Alba in Hawaii, I call them an Honest Company photo-op – Popoholic
Pharrell Williams and Ellen DeGeneres said words about Kim Burrell’s homophobic sermon – Towleroad
And yet, this raccoon is probably better at math than I am – OMG Blog
Because we need more shows about zombies, Drew Barrymore is doing a show about zombies – Pajiba
JAIL LESLIE JORDAN IMMEDIATELY FOR UPSETTING JOAN COLLINS! – SOW
Lamar Odom is out of rehab – Just Jared
Jake Gyllenhaal took his beefy fur tits for another dip in St. Barts – Popsugar
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THE QUEEN Almost Got Shot At By A Guard!
None of the guards above are the one who almost shot Queen Elizabeth II. If you want to see a current picture of the bastard who almost shot THE QUEEN, here you go:
No, like THE QUEEN would really let that motherfucker be buried in a cemetery with a tombstone and everything. No, surprisingly, he’s still alive and was able to tell the story of the time he nearly took THE QUEEN out and put the crown on Prince Charles’ head.