Hot Slut Of The Day!
Horny Ole’ Bert, the 22-year-old African spurred tortoise who fucked his way to arthritis.
Birthday Sluts
Lin-Manuel Miranda (37)
FKA Twigs (29)
Mason Gamble (31)
Renée Felice Smith (32)
Max Joseph (35)
Nick Valensi (36)
Alyssa Edwards (37)
Kate Moss (43)
Josie Davis (44)
Richard T. Jones (45)
David Chokachi (49)
James May (54)
Maxine Jones (55)
Jill Sobule (56)
Sade (58)
Juanita Bynum (58)
Debbie Allen (67)
John Carpenter (69)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (70)
Ronnie Milsap (74)
Marilyn Horne (83)
Aaliyah (1979-2001)
René Angélil (1942-2016)
Pic: @Lin_Manuel
Open Post: Hosted By This Holy Mural Of George Michael In Australia
The Music (via Queerty) reported on this lovely new mural of the late, great George Michael. It’s by Australian artist Scott Marsh and depicts George with a saintly halo, wearing white and rainbow-hued clerical garb, and bearing weed and poppers. I’m pretty sure this beautiful and holy vision has been experienced by many a Provincetown or Fire Island summer partier after partaking too freely of… what have you.
It’s George Michael as “patron saint of the gays!” (An equally dead Bea Arthur would like a word, Scott.) Scott explained his work, which he had permission to paint from the building’s owners who were friends with George.
They were telling me stories about him and their times with him in Sydney and he sounded like a pretty incredible person, so I just sat down with them and threw some ideas around. The idea we stuck with was him as the patron saint of the gays. They love it.”
Important detail: Since patron saints tend to cradle some sort of magical talisman, Marsh thought it wise to paint a joint and big bottle of amyl into Michael’s paws.
“[His friends] were like, ‘I don’t think we ever saw him without a joint in his hand,” he says, “‘and put amyl in his other hand,’ and I just thought, that’s too funny.”
This seems like the sort of thing George would have loved.
Pic: Instagram
SNL Took On Donald Trump’s Alleged “Golden Showers”
Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump started last night’s Saturday Night Live cold open by noting “Yes, this is real life. This is really happening.”
Truer words and all that! It was revealed this week that US intelligence agencies were given info that our incoming president allegedly might have been compromised- sorry, “kompromated-ed,” by the Russians. With what, you ask?
Ringling Bros. Circus Is Closing After 146 Years
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, the biggest circus in the world and self-styled “Greatest Show On Earth” is packing up the big top after 146 years. 146 years! That’s A LOT of assuredly depressed animals. NBC reports that the circus is calling it quits due to low ticket sales they’re blaming it on not using elephants any longer. Oh, sure, blame it on Dumbo!
Uma Thurman’s Ex-Boyfriend Accused Her Of Mixing Alcohol And Pills In Court
“Agonizing custody battles” has become an unfortunate trend with our celebrity friends lately. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly been scrapping over their hundreds of children (how do they even keep track of them, there’s so many). Yesterday, we watched a dismal video of law enforcement at Paula Patton’s house on behalf of Robin Thicke (he was trying to leave with their son, but no dice). Today’s the day we learn that Uma Thurman and her ex-boyfriend, French financier Arpad (Arki) Busson, have been yanking on either arm of their 4-year-old daughter Luna like she is a child-sized wishbone.
Arki publicly accused Uma of mixing booze and pills to battle mental illness during their custody trial on Friday. One, how Valley of the Dolls. Two, who doesn’t?