Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt used to date in the early 90s. Recently, Juliette was asked about Brad after she finished playing a set with her band at Seattle's Chop Suey. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer claims a dude when up to Juliette and asked, “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?"

 

Juliette responded with, "He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!"  As she walked away the dude yelled at her, “Are you saying Brad was the PITTS?” She then laughed and knocked into a table sending drinks flying. 

 

Is she saying Brad has a small dick? I've seen it and although he's not hung like a horse, it's still not bad. I'm guessing it's smaller now though since he's stuck it in the Jolie penis trap! Her vagina probably sucked the blood out of it.

 

That Scientology shit is ruining Juliette's memories and brains. Click on the thumbnail to see an old pic of Brad showing his little Brad.  

 

 

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29-year-old Katherine Heigl told Vanity Fair that she felt "Knocked Up" was "a little sexist" and that it "paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys." She said it was even hard for her to watch. Bitch wants to clear things up. Of course she does.

 

She told People , "It's important to me to take a minute and clarify the quote about Knocked Up in Vanity Fair. I was responding to previous reviews about the movie the interviewer brought to my attention. My motive was to encourage other women like myself to not take that element of the movie too seriously and to remember that it's a broad comedy."

 

"Although I stand behind my opinion, I'm disheartened that it has become the focus of my experience with the movie. The truth is, it was the best filming experience of my career. Every person that was a part of making Knocked Up helped to encourage, support and inspire me. I never intended for anyone to think otherwise."

 

So when you said it was a little sexist, what you really meant was that it was a little sexist, but don't take that part too seriously? Ok, that makes sense now. Katherine, when I said you're a dumb bitch whore slut skank idiot, what I really meant to say was that you're a dumb bitch whore slut skank idiot, but don't take that part too seriously!

 

I'm sure it was the greatest film experience of her life so far. It was either Knocked Up or the Bride of Chucky . Hmm….I wonder which one I'd choose?

 

 

 

Germany's top officials announced today that they are seeking a ban on the Church of Scientology. They believe it "threatens the peaceful democratic order" and are putting together the necessary information to ban the cult religion. 

 

They also believe Scientology's principles conflict with the nation's constitution. 

 

The President of the Scientology in Berlin said, "It is very, very clear that the true picture of what Scientology is about is pushing its way through. The interior ministers are clearly reacting to that."

 

The interior ministers gave no specific reasons as to why they want that shit banned but said, "From a number of sources, some of them not available to the public, it has been determined that (the organization) seeks to limit or rescind basic and human rights, such as the right to develop one's personality and the right to be treated equally."

 

Scientology first set up camp in Germany in 1970. They currently have around 6,000 members.

 

The shit is on. Send Agent Tommy Girl and Agent Travolta Girl into Germany STAT. They must challenge these interior ministers to a disco dance-off followed by a sword fight (you know what kind of sword fight I'm talking about).  

 

These interior ministers probably want to replace Scientology with a religion called The Hoff. 

 

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Bless his little douche heart. Frankie Muniz showed off the guns to a friend with a camera while leaving the gym yesterday. Unfortunately, those guns are shooting blanks. Seriously, when did he grow up and become such a douche?

 

The saddest part of all of this is that I have those same exact socks. Excuse me while I ransack my dresser, throwing out anything that is even just a little bit Malcolm-in-the-Middle-ish.