Don’t Let Beyonce Keep You Down

/ December 7, 2007
 
I love Solange Knowles, because honestly somebody has to. Tina Knowles is too busy fawning over Beyonce to pay any attention to "the other" Knowles sister. The better Knowles sister if you ask me. It's like Tina and Beyonce sit in a room with Solange deciding what she should wear. "Oh Solange! You can't wear that. B's gonna wear that. Here! Have this rag. The maid doesn't want it."
 
Then when Solange is all ready to go out for the night, B and Tina say "Solange! Why don't you wear these hideous…I mean gorgeous checkerboard shoes with that." Solange just looks at them in pain and B says, "WEAR THEM" Solange puts them on while B and Tina cackle knowing very well Solange is going to be crucified for them. 
 
Keep your head up Solange. Here she is at People's Grammy Kick-Off party last night.  
 
 
 
 
 
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Strained Kisses

/ December 7, 2007

Look everyone! Rachael Ray and her husband are doing A-OK! She looks just thrilled to be with him. He's not cheating on her! See! See!

Yeah fucking right! Who wouldn't cheat on that annoying hedgehog of a woman? She's about as pleasant as a blowjob from a vampire. I used to like her for a split second, but then I realized what a fake and a phony she is. 

Her husband totally looks like Roger Bart aka George from the Pharmacist from Desperate Housewives.  

 
 
 
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