Category: SNL

Lana Del Rey And Others Drag Kanye West For Saying We Should Get Rid Of The 13th Amendment

October 1, 2018 / Posted by:

This weekend Kanye West answered the age-old question: Who is the dumbest Kardashian? Answer Kanye West, which says everything. Kanye took to the Saturday Night Live stage to perform as musical guest because Ariana Grande had a rough few weeks and had to cancel. Well, her loss was Trump’s gain, as it allowed one of his biggest fans to jack him off at the end of the episode. Kanye also brought the rage by brain-farting up about how the 13th should be thrown into the trash.

Everyone loved it. JK. Many people were turned off. And a bunch of the people pissed off were celebrities, so that means it matters.

According to Vulture, Kanye’s MAGA hat is his “Superman cape” (which tells me he doesn’t know anything about Superman either because that guy has powers with or without the cape, like the cape is just an outfit) and he must think it will protect him from the ones who did not love his most recent confusing rant.

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Matt Damon Played Brett Kavanaugh On “Saturday Night Live”

September 30, 2018 / Posted by:

The writers of Saturday Night Live must’ve been chilling out on a tropical beach somewhere sipping margis and jet skiing sans helmets ahead of scripting the premier episode of SNL, because during the past week’s political shit show in Washington, DC, the jokes practically wrote themselves. Most people tuning in last night were expecting a rip on the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, and last night’s Cold Open did just that, with Matt Damon stepping into the starring role of Brett “I Love Beer” Kavanaugh.

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Ariana Grande Dropped Out Of Performing On The “Saturday Night Live” Premiere Due To Emotional Distress

September 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Tonight is the premiere of Saturday Night Live’s 44th season, and while I am usually passed out by the time it airs, I’m looking forward to watching the cast nail Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh‘s balls to the wall in it’s anticipated reenactment of this week’s Senate Committee on the Judiciary hearings. Ariana Grande was supposed to the musical guest tonight and she would have been PERFECT in a cameo roll as Alyssa Milano, who got major airtime as the perfectly contoured little head over Brett’s shoulder during the majority of his testimony. But it now looks as if Pete Davidson will have to be without Ariana for at least a full two hours, because she’s dropped out at the last minute citing “emotional reasons“.

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Chevy Chase Doesn’t Have Much Love For “Saturday Night Live”

September 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Two years ago, Chevy Chase checked into rehab to help clean up his life and booze issues. Before he made the decision to go, Chevy released more verbal trash than the ass-end of a garbage truck. Chevy recently spoke to The Washington Post about the new Chevy, aka a sober guy who wants a job. Apparently there’s no 12-step program for saying the kind of shit that will inevitably burn bridges, because Chevy dragged his previous employer, Saturday Night Live.

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Kanye West Liked Getting The “Saturday Night Live” Treatment This Weekend

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Even though getting mocked on Saturday Night Live makes Donald Trump rage, his BFF Kanye West doesn’t seem to mind the comedic ribbing. Donald Glover hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and they redid A Quiet Place as A Kanye Place, where that monster picks off the victims once they screech over whatever Trump-fapping or slavery nonsense Kanye had said. Surprisingly, he took to Twitter to praise the bit and not go ham like he did last week. Continue reading

Stormy Daniels Made A Surprise Appearance On “Saturday Night Live” Last Night

May 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Porn star and presidential irritant Stormy Daniels popped up during the cold open on Saturday Night Live last night. Stormy is POTUS’ current least favorite person and SNL knows that there’s nothing in the world more funzies than pissing off our humorless egomaniac of a president. So they had her pop up during a Trump sketch amidst a cavalcade of guest stars including Ben Stiller as Trump’s praying-for-death attorney Michael Cohen, Martin Short as Trump’s ethically challenged (and crazy as hell) physician Dr. Harold Bornstein, Scarlett Johansson reprising her Ivanka Trump, and Jimmy Fallon as Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner. SNL’s MVP Kate McKinnon also debuted a startlingly accurate impression of gabby Trump hanger-on Rudy Guiliani, who continues to deplete all of the goodwill he inspired during 9/11.

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