Category: Liam Hemsworth

There’s A Rumor That Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Got Married In Australia

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Not very long after Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got back together, she was seen wearing an engagement ring. So it seemed like it was inevitable that Miley would twerk down the aisle, but last month, a source let it be known that they already consider themselves to be married, and that they had “zero plans” for an “actual wedding.” They might not have been planning a wedding, but according to the Australian tabloid NW (via The Daily Dot), they recently got married.

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Have ZERO Plans For A Wedding

December 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for a while, there has yet to be the Royal Hillbilly/Aussie wedding of our dreams. While there has been some speculation of when Miley would make an honest man out of the spare Hemsworth, plans to walk down the aisle for those two are about as likely as Billy Ray Cyrus banishing jean jackets from his closet. Continue reading

Site Announcement Brought To You By A Topless Liam Hemsworth In Shorty Shorts 

July 10, 2017 / Posted by:

I thought my day was made and I reached for the economy-sized jug of lube when I read the headline this morning about a Hemsworth being in tiny shorts. And then I pushed the economy-sized jug of lube away after realizing it was just Liam Hemsworth and I wasn’t going to get a picture of Thor’s mighty ass muscles putting the seams of shorty shorts to the test. Oh well, I’ll still take it.

So, like a mysterious rash on my ass, I’ve been avoiding addressing this shit, but it’s time. Starting right now, I’m taking a semi-sabbatical (I almost wrote “slutbatical” but that makes it sounds like I’m taking a break from being a slut) from writing on Dlisted for the rest of the summer to deal with health stuff, recharge my mushed-up brains and to write my 3,000 page unauthorized Phoebe Price biography (I wish). And yes, I can feel my mom rolling her eyes while saying, “Health stuff? Pfft, I made your lunch while dropping you off at school on my way to work after 45 minutes of sleep and coughing up pieces of my lungs because I had pneumonia!”

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Miley Cyrus Threw An N.W.A.-Themed Birthday Party For Liam Hemsworth, Noah Cyrus, And Wayne Coyne

January 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus had three people in her life who were celebrating birthdays over this past week. Her little sister Noah Cyrus turned 18 on the 8th, and both her fiancé Liam Hemsworth and friend Wayne Coyne celebrated their birthdays on the 13th. Miley decided to save her stoner brain the trouble of remembering all those dates by rolling all three into one giant birthday party on Saturday.

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Miley Cyrus Wishes That Liam Hemsworth Proposed To Her With A Gummi Bear

October 28, 2016 / Posted by:

About a month after Miley Cyrus started scootin’ her hillbilly business on her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth again, she took the engagement ring he gave her out of its fancy box and started wearing it again. That “Why me?” face Miley made when she decided to re-debut her ring on Instagram might not have been because she was dressed like the eliminated look from the Strawberry Shortcake challenge on Project Runway.

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Continue Their Re-Romance

July 5, 2016 / Posted by:

As you’re all aware, I’m sure, there’s been whisperin’ goin’ ’round town that that-there little Miley Cyrus is back to knockin’ boots with that-there feller with the strange accent from that far way kangaroo place. Well, I’m not one to gossip, but it sure does look like she and Liam Hemsworth are workin’ on gettin’ the fire back in the chimney because they dun been seen holdin’ together again. Ok, enough of that talk, I’m getting a headache.

Queen of all things discrete and not loud or attention seeking, Miley Cyrus, has been keeping her rekindled romance with Liam on the down-low for a little while now. Back in May they were spotted holding hands in public. A month later the two were spotted holding hands (OMG! IT’S LOVE!) at Soho House in New York. And now the cheeriest chipmunk to ever hit a bong has been spotted with him again at Soho House in LA. Woah, they’re even committing to a place. People says they hung out with pals on Sunday, and Miley was once again seen wearing the 3.5 carat ring he gave her all the way back in the prehistoric time of 2013, when they were first engaged. And that wasn’t the only ohemgeesocute moment of the weekend for Miley. There’s a new Cyrus in town. A beagle named Barbie:

Happy 4th from Barbie!!!! ❤️?❤️?❤️?

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This appears to be more evidence that Miley is cancelling her membership to Crystals4Coochies.com and wants to be all domestic and shit. Her hair is growing out. She’s wearing outfits that cover the front, sides, and back of her genitals. And her tongue hasn’t tried to escape in what feels like forever. I think the Miley wedding we were all hoping for – an LSD-fueled trip into Beanie Baby hell set to the theme of Hee Haw – isn’t gonna happen. The least we can hope for now is a down-home backyard style with the dogs as ring bearers.

And here’s Miley and Liam chillin’ at Soho House:

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