Cameron Diaz thinks she’s a lot of woman – IDLYITW

Jakey G is topless! – Popsugar

Leelee Sobieski is a porn star – Egotastic!

Cheryl Tweedy thinks she’s so hot and may I have to agree – Hollywood Tuna

Kidman Bump Watch ’08: It’s getting there – Just Jared

Dita Von Teese’s lesbo porn tape (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Babies and lemons don’t mix – Cityrag

Dane Cook isn’t funny, but he’s kind of sexy – A Socialite’s Life

Vadge keeps her legs shut for Elle Magazine – Pink Is The New Blog

Brit Brit will be Jamie Lynn’s maid of horror – Hollywood Rag

Mimi scored her 18th No.1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week with “Touch My Body.” She has flown like a gorgeous butterfly past Elvis Presley and is now in second place with the most No. 1s. Mimi’s album “E=MC2” comes out this month, so she could produce enough No.1 singles to knock The Beatles from the spot. They currently have 20 No.1s.

I will be severely disappointed with her butterfly majesty if she isn’t on the clam with Heather Mills right now. Heather is crazy enough to help Mimi trump The Beatles! Heather will use all her McCartney divorce money to buy every Mimi single and pay for radio play. Heather wants to take Paul’s woman, money, career and awards! She’s like a Dynasty character.

Here’s Mimi mingling with the peasant folk in London yesterday. Mimi’s intense glamour is so hard on her body that she can barely stand without help from the peons around her.

Ashley Ferl from Riverside, CA became known as “the crying girl” last season when she wouldn’t stop shedding tears for Sangina. Ashley has moved on. Sangina is so last season.

She’s now crying over Jason Castro. People reports that when Jason took a seat on the stage for his interview last night, Ashley busted into tears.

Hmm….methinks an Idol producer is behind this. Ashley is probably the highest paid on Idol after Simon Cowell and Gaycrest. The girl has a trailer, publicist, agent, manager and stylist. Ashley is taking this crying thing all the way. She’s available for weddings, funerals, reality shows and graduations.

Thanks Migraine Sally

Gisele Bundchen put on Gay Al Reynolds’ Sunday tea outfit for a photo shoot in Malibu yesterday. If you got it, fart it!

This is some early 90s shit right here! The girls at my school would wear cut-offs just like this with spandex biker shorts underneath. When I say “girls” I meant me. Well, it looked hot with a Body Glove tank top and 8 hole Doc Martens.

The election is over everyone! It’s time to pack up and go home. Feminist hero Heidi Montag is endorsing John McCain! Obviously, this influential endorsement will give him the win.

She told UsWeekly, “I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience. I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Everyone cares who Horsey Montag votes for. There’s only one vote that counts and that’s Heidi Montag’s!

TMZ caught Lisa Rinna making out with some hot, shirtless dude on a balcony yesterday. Lisa is still married to Harry Hamlin, but don’t worry. I’m sure their marriage is fine. This reeks of Ashton Kutcher’s lame attempts to fool all of us.

I just hope the dude that had to kiss Lisa was paid a lot of pennies. Can you imagine locking lips with her? It would be like sucking on a puss filled roid.