In Your Face! | Dlisted

If you've ever dreamed of seeing the glittery yet dark RPattz up to his eyebrows in pie, your prayers have been answered!! Okay, it's not quite the pronhub shit some of you hookers have been wishing for (I'm pretty sure he doesn't eat that kind of pie) but here he is looking all kinds of delicious on the set of his movie Cosmopolis in Toronto.

Aaaand if you're not a fan, you can point and "AHAHAHAHAAA!! In yo face, bitch!" See, RPattz is so thoughtful. There's something in it for everyone!

Thanks for the pics MK♥!

Posted by: Sweetas

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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:17am.

He's delicious and I'm not afraid to say so! I would defiantly not kick him out of bed!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by GossipNaked on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 2:32am.

Would you de-glaze that pan? I'd de-glaze the FUCK out of that pan! Best South Park episode in a long time! But I digress....I would love to wrap my legs around RPattz and glaze his beautiful face....sigh...

Submitted by QuinnieD on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:40pm.

eww...

Submitted by sinnie on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:03pm.

I just wanted to say that I love you, Sweetas. :)

Carry on...

Submitted by jsl48813 on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:01pm.

He looks like he had a spooge facial.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:23pm.

Like that's his first cream pie to the face. This week, maybe.

Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:58pm.

Wow! I thought RPattz took a couple cum shots to the face before I read the story. I got a dirty mind.

Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:36pm.

*laughs at Kenneth G's posts*

I know what is going on here. A magic unicorn sheds its skin to become Rob.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:34pm.

OOPS, wrong thread

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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:32pm.

He looks as if Paris Hilton just queefed in his general direction... :S

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Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:50pm.

Holy shit, I saw that pic and for a second thought it was Chris Kirkpatrick (of N Sync fame).

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:37pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:19pm.
Does this mean I don't get a gold star for today?

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You get 2 gold stars and dinner for two at Olive Garden !!!

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Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:24pm.

Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:49pm.

Kenneth G said he was a blogger too. Think he'll share his wordsmith wonders with us all?

My dahhhlihnk Ms. Wrinkles, I could never disclose that little tidbit! The staff of my blog has always been completely anonymous. It sometimes pains me deeper than the melancholic aching of my loins as I watch Aaron's star turn in the erotic epic "How I Beat Shaq" on YouTube that I can't reveal it to anyone, but c'est la vie.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:23pm.

*givin' Grandma-Wrinkles a rim job too*

Damn.... that sounds bad...but fun.
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:19pm.

Kenneth G said he was a blogger too. Think he'll share his wordsmith wonders with us all?

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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:17pm.

I'm glad Kenny G is back.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:09pm.
Hey y'all, I've been gone for a while so I got a question. Um, who's the new iteration of Speakit? Is it this Kenny G character

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Kenny's the new ho on the bangbus.....we's jus havin' fun passin' his ass around.

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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:50pm.

Of COURSE, all of us!

Who wants to get tazed first?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:49pm.

Does this mean I don't get a gold star for today?

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:45pm.

I'd hit it. Twice. But ten bucks says he cries afterward.

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:44pm.

ALL of us???

High five, my bitches! Another job well done!

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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:08pm.
You all have been *reported* for harassment!

I don't believe I've ever been so hurt in my life!
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Is this an attempt at humor and joking with us meanies? Aww Ken, you do love us, you big ol' softy.

GROUP HUG!

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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:39pm.

Hey y'all, I've been gone for a while so I got a question. Um, who's the new iteration of Speakit? Is it this Kenny G character?

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:38pm.

You all have been *reported* for harassment!

I don't believe I've ever been so hurt in my life!

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:37pm.

No kidding. Obviously we weren't "tooting his horn" good enough for him.

/fail on the witty attempt at wordplay.

ETA: lol @ TV

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:58pm.
Where the hell did Ken go?

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Step 2: Quitting for 10 minutes.

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:32pm.

Kenny Gee-I'm-an-ass prolly took his saxophone to another sandbox where the kids aren't so mean. Boo-hoo.

Us bitches WILL cut a dick.
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:31pm.

"If you've ever dreamed of seeing the glittery yet dark RPattz up to his eyebrows in pie, your prayers have been answered!!"

Ha, ha!! And notice that it's cream, not cherry, pie. I just don't get the appeal of this guy, he's so...drippy.

Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:30pm.

Rumor: Natalie Portman named her baby, Alef (The name of the first letter of the alphabet in Hebrew), thought to mean "leader".

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:28pm.

Where the hell did Ken go?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:23pm.

LOLOLOL Um, I think Kenny wants one too!!! (rim job I mean)

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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:23pm.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:49pm.
*gives MudTurtle, Team Valtrex and Snowy a quick rim job with tongue*

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Awesomeness.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:22pm.

HEY MK get a load of Goopy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2009637/Lovely-jewellery-Gw...

To quote Bubble: "It's disgusting, these blonde actresses piling their hair on top and trying to look 20!" (Looks at Patsy) "Sorry."

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:19pm.

*gives MudTurtle, Team Valtrex and Snowy a quick rim job with tongue*

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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:17pm.

I agree with MK2 (that's you Mike).

Sweetas and Jack you're doing great. It's a daunting task to take over for MK but you guys haven't dropped the ball, IMO. Thanks.

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:10pm.

LMAO TV re the Lilo 12 Steps

*passes mahaatma Thought Popo security badge*

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:32pm.
@ Team Valtrex:

Tomorrow will be 9 weeks?.....9 WHOLE weeks ?!!!!

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No, it'll be 7 weeks and 6 days, it just SEEMS like 9 weeks.

BTW, good to see you mahaatma!

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:06pm.

Snowy, I am definitely a mahaatma fan!

*adds mahaatma's ass to my list of asses to be kissed*

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:04pm.

No Snowy, you're the best!

*risking the wrath of the Thought Popo*
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:02pm.

Kenneth G attended the Lindsay Lohan 12 Step Program of Quitting Shit.

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:02pm.

@ Team Valtrex:

Tomorrow will be 9 weeks?.....9 WHOLE weeks ?!!!!
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:01pm.

OMG SUCKY! I really did LOL!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 5:00pm.

turtle! mahaatma is the best, ever since I first joined she/he has cracked me up! whenever I see that avie show up I smile!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:27pm
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Hey, why mess with a good thing? >;)

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:24pm.

Hey, what can I say?
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Say it through song please. A lusty song.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:57pm.

Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:21pm
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*Struts by mahaatma*...would you like to see my nightstick?

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Only if you promise to cuff me and put that ball gag in my mouth......again.

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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:57pm.

Actually, his issue isn't with Fudgie, it's with Fudgie's brother, Spermy the Whale.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:57pm.

LMAO @ TV and UBF!
MILLIONS WERE CRYING SO HE CAME BACK!
play us some of that smooth jazz on your way out next time, Kenny

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:54pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 6:19pm.

Kenneth, didn`t you kiss the D-list goodbye yesterday???

Hey, what can I say? I have a self-abuse fetish. It's something most of my fellow male soprano saxophonists have in common.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:54pm.

I wonder if Dina Lohan is going to claim he's violating the terms of her Carvel contract. FUDGIE IS NOT AMUSED!

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