Category: Uh Oh
Champ And Major Biden Have Been Temporarily Evicted From The White House
When President Joe Biden was elected last November, pets everywhere rejoiced in their own special way, whether that be howling with joy, meowing with excitement, licking themselves with restrained delight, or elatedly dragging ass across the carpet. Because for the first time in four years, the White House officially has Presidential Pets again. I say “officially,” because I don’t believe they ever formally gave Rudy Giuliani the title. Biden’s rescue German Shepherds Champ and Major Biden moved into the White House back in January, and everything seemed a-ok, until now, when we’re learning that Champ and Major got a little aggressive and were put in a doggy time out back home in Delaware.
Police Are Now Investigating The Abuse Claims Against Marilyn Manson
Normally if Marilyn Manson found himself in a conversation about digging, he might be into it, because it sort of conjures up images of grave digging, and he’s a spooky guy who has built an entire career around corpses, ghouls, and general Halloweenerie. But something tells me Marilyn is 100% not into hearing that the cops are digging around in those numerous allegations of abuse that have recently become a big part of Marilyn’s reputation. According to TMZ, the LA County Sheriff’s Department is taking them all very seriously and officers want to talk to one of his accusers.
The IRS Says That Executors Undervalued Prince’s Estate By $80 Million
I’m pretty sure if you were to write a handbook for human beings, the first page would be like: “Welcome! The holes on your face are for breathing, eating, or fun,” and the second page would be a giant warning that reads: “DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TAX MAN.” Because you absolutely should never, ever try to withhold a single penny from the IRS. Well, the executors in charge of the late Prince’s estate are likely crying at least a few dove-sized tears today, because the IRS has decided they weren’t doing the correct math when they calculated the value of Prince’s estate. And now the IRS wants the money they were missing.
A Dog Walker Claims They Caught Pastor Carl Lentz Having Sex With A “Younger Celebrity”
Some of the more notable celebrity parishioners of Hillsong Church might be dropping like flies, but that doesn’t mean Pastor Carl Lentz can’t find his name in the papers for his close celebrity relationships, like he was used to, pre-scandal. For example, his name recently pinged Google alerts everywhere after a dog walker came forward and claimed to have caught him with a “young celebrity.” Okay yes, I can see now how that’s the sort of seen-with-a-celebrity headline he wouldn’t be so enthused about. Continue reading
Lil Wayne Could Be Going To Prison For Illegal Gun Possession
Oh no, another case of breaking the law gone bad! Lil Wayne, a man known for his rapping, his protégés, his misguided political opinions, and his ability to single-handedly keeping the styrofoam cup industry in business, might soon also be known as a prison inmate. Sorry, he could be known as that again. Lil Wayne has been up against the legal system as of late, fighting a federal weapons charge stemming from a 2019 incident in which cops found a gold-plated handgun on his private plane. That’s a no-no, because Lil Wayne – a convicted felon – is prohibited from possessing firearms. He was looking at a possible 10 years in prison if convicted. And Lil Wayne just pleaded guilty to the firearm charge, which means that possible prison time threat is looking a little more likely.
NBA Player Malik Beasley Was Seen Holding Hands With Larsa Pippen, Who Is Not His Wife
Larsa Pippen is a former Housewife of Miami, estranged wife of Scottie Pippen, and current enemy of the Kardashians. And now, she’s the reason why Malik Beasley’s wife is likely looking for a divorce lawyer today. 24-year-old Malik, who is a shooting guard for the Minnesota Timberwolves, was recently seen walking hand-in-hand with 46-year-old Larsa last week in Miami. And this might be a problem because Malik’s wife was under the impression that she was the only lady in his life. In all fairness, I’m pretty sure that’s one of the agreements you make as a couple in front of your family, friends, and wedding reception caterers.