Category: Tory Lanez

Megan Thee Stallion’s Former Friend Pleaded The Fifth At Tory Lanez’s Trial And Recanted Previous Statements She’d Made About The Shooting

December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

As Dominique so rightly pointed out yesterday, what should have been a post-WAP victory lap of a Hot Girl Summer for Megan Thee Stallion, was transformed into a waking nightmare when “Canadian rapperTory Lanez allegedly shot her in the foot for reasons only very small men with severe prescription strength mouthwash-resistant halitosis and over-inflated egos masking a deep yet entirely justified sense of self-hatred and inferiority, can understand. So on Tuesday, instead of spending the day doing whatever it is that bad bitches like Megan do in the weeks before Christmas (buying thoughtful yet lavish thank you gifts for their assistants, I presume), she spent the day testifying in court about the worst day of her life. And yesterday, the hits kept coming when Megan’s former friend and assistant, Kelsey Harris, who was in the car with Megan the night she was shot and was allegedly offered a bribe to keep quiet about what happened, spent the day pleading the fifth and, in her words, “zoning out” on the stand, instead of helping Megan pick out really nice thank you gifts for the team. All because some crusty dude named Daystar Peterson rightfully hates himself. What a fucking shame.

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Megan Thee Stallion Took The Stand Yesterday To Testify Against Tory Lanez In His Shooting Trial

December 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Megan Thee Stallion was simply trying to enjoy a Hot Girl Summer back in July 2020 when tragedy struck. And cementing that every nefarious thing in modern society originates from Kris Jenner’s vagina, Megan was shot in both feet after leaving a party at Kylie Jenner’s house. Megan says she was in a car with former friend, Kelsey Nicole, and forgettable Canadian rapper, Tory Lanez, when an argument ensued, and he opened fire, striking Megan. Tory’s trial started this week. Megan appeared in court yesterday and gave poignant testimony about what transpired that fateful night in the Hollywood Hills, despite Tory sending her apology texts and allegedly attempting to bribe her into silence.

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Megan Thee Stallion Responded To A Drake Lyric That Might Imply She Lied About Tory Lanez Shooting Her

November 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Cara Delevegne wasn’t the first, and certainly won’t be the last, also-ran celebrity to try and lift Megan Thee Stallion’s tail out of the way in an attempt to climb all the way up her ass looking for some clout. But at least Cara had the sense to ask first and avoided getting a hoof to the head. Fortunately, the same can’t be said for Drake, who might want to consider wearing a helmet should he cross paths with Megan. Because she’s probably at the farrier right now asking for some extra sharp stilettos for the next time she sees his ass. After Drake burped up the lyric “this bitch lie ‘bout getting shots but she still a stallion,” on the track Circo Loco with 21 Savage on his latest album, Her Loss, Megan folded back her ears, stomped her foot and said, “Stop using my shooting for clout bitch ass Niggas!” Which is about as close to calling Drake out by his actual name as when his momma screams, “Aubrey Drake Graham!” at him when she’s pissed.

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Megan Thee Stallion Details Her Shooting Allegations Against Tory Lanez To Gayle King On “CBS Mornings”

April 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in 2020, Megan Thee Stallion ended up in the headlines and also the hospital after she was allegedly shot by rapper Tory Lanez. The two had left a party in Hollywood when the shooting took place and rumors swirled about why it happed; some suggested it was because Megan was jealous of Tory flirting with Kylie Jenner. Megan spoke to CBS Mornings today and told Gayle King about the incident for the first time since it happened.

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Megan Thee Stallion Drops The Text Messages That Tory Lanez Sent Her After Shooting

February 24, 2022 / Posted by:

In July 2020, Tory Lanez allegedly shot Megan Thee Stallion in the foot, and at first, she didn’t want to name him as her shooter. But she later did name him and alleged that he tried to buy her silence. Wonder how much he would have offered for her to clear out her phone because Megan just released the texts she says are from Tory where he apologizes for being “too drunk.” Tory denies the texts are about that and says he was apologizing for something else… on the night… she got shot? Hmmm… highly believable….

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Madonna Calls Out Tory Lanez For Ripping Off Her Song “Into The Groove”

December 28, 2021 / Posted by:

Tory Lanez is fucking with the wrong one yet again, but this time, he didn’t allegedly shoot a woman. Tory has pissed off Madonna who is basically telling Tory her lawyers are on standby because he sampled her song Into The Groove without her approval. Tory better watch it because this is the woman who publicly said she thought about blowing up the White House!

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