Category: Shots Fired
Megan Thee Stallion Took The Stand Yesterday To Testify Against Tory Lanez In His Shooting Trial
Megan Thee Stallion was simply trying to enjoy a Hot Girl Summer back in July 2020 when tragedy struck. And cementing that every nefarious thing in modern society originates from Kris Jenner’s vagina, Megan was shot in both feet after leaving a party at Kylie Jenner’s house. Megan says she was in a car with former friend, Kelsey Nicole, and forgettable Canadian rapper, Tory Lanez, when an argument ensued, and he opened fire, striking Megan. Tory’s trial started this week. Megan appeared in court yesterday and gave poignant testimony about what transpired that fateful night in the Hollywood Hills, despite Tory sending her apology texts and allegedly attempting to bribe her into silence.
Megan Thee Stallion Claims That Tory Lanez Tried To Buy Her Silence
Tory Lanez is out at least another couple of hundred bucks in legal fees responding to new details Megan Thee Stallion gave about the night Tory allegedly shot her in the foot. Megan was recently named GQ’s Rapper of the Year and talked a little bit more about that night in the accompanying interview. According to Megan, Tory begged her not to say anything and even went so far as to offer her and her friend money to keep quiet which is possibly more humiliating for him than still only being the fourth or fifth most famous Canadian rapper, and that only because he shot a woman who’s much more famous and successful than himself. Tory probably had to pay his attorney more to say “false” to this story, than he allegedly offered Megan to stay quiet in the first place.
Blac Chyna’s Mom Is Not Here For Rob Kardashian’s TV Trash Talk
Because everyone who fucks around with this family is kontractually obligated to go by their first AIM screen name, today’s installment of Keeping Up with the Konstant Kraziness will be starring Blac Chyna, her mother Tokyo Toni, and the lord of unsellable socks himself, Rob Kardashian.
Despite everyone in the world coming together in harmony to let E! know that we do not want this, and no really we’re good, Ryan Seacrest’s evil lab still made E!’s Rob & Chyna Baby Special. If you watched the “special” then you may recall one tiny, seemingly insignificant moment (“You’ll have to be more specific” -everyone who watched) when Rob starts having some relaxing girl talk with Little Lord Disick and calls Toni a “loose cannon.” Rob sure as hell is not the first man to say something judgmental about his future (we’ll see!) mother-in-law, but probably doing it on camera for a show that’s not giving Tokyo Toni Tony Tone a paycheck was a bad move.