Category: Tommy Lee
Hulu Has Released The First Trailer For “Pam & Tommy”
Are you ready to go all the way back to 1995? Of course, you are! Crack open a Clearly Canadian, because Hulu has dropped the first teaser trailer for Pam & Tommy, aka the series that stars Lily James and Sebastian Stan. As you can see from that still shot above, they totally nailed Pamela Anderson’s aggressively square French tip mid-90s acrylics, and that’s half the battle.
Courtney Love Dragged Hulu’s “Pam & Tommy” And Lily James
Pam & Tommy is an 8-episode series that Hulu describes as “a comedic limited series on the true story behind the release of the first ever viral video in history — the sex tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.” It’s filming now and stars Sebastian Stan as Tommy Lee and Lily James as a shockingly accurate Pamela Anderson. Well, not everyone is as excited about Lily’s over-lined lips, razor-thin brows, buxom cleavage, and eyes so smokey you’d think it was an episode of Station 19. Courtney Love, a longtime friend of Pamela’s, took to Facebook to drag the show and Lily for deigning to re-live what for her friend was not exactly the best of times. But hey, she hasn’t seen it yet. Maybe the good television production people at Hulu won’t use a scene in the movie where Sebastian Stan rings a boat horn with his penis… okay, obviously they’re going to do that. AND THEY BETTER!
Open Post: Hosted By Lily James Bringing Vintage Pamela Anderson Hotness For Hulu
Somehow Lily James, 32, managed to carve out enough free time from her busy extra-curricular career maybe-humping shady-as-hell married men who may or may not have “arrangements” with their wives, to sport a poofy, tousled wig and get painted up into the hottest glamourpuss of our or any generation, Pamela Anderson.
That wig might come in handy on role-playing nights in the future, so hopefully Lily gets to keep it. In the meantime, it’s slated for its best life perched on top of her head while playing Pamela opposite Sebastian Stan as Tommy Lee for Hulu’s high-class and extremely educational series, Pam and Tommy.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Son, Brandon Thomas Lee, Fought Off An Intruder With His Golf Club
Brandon Thomas Lee, the 24-year-old son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, got into some drama at his Malibu home yesterday. Brandon, who is in The Hills: New Beginnings, may be getting a new beginning of his own as a crime-fighting vigilante because the model/celeb spawn/golf-instructor (golf-instructor!–children of rich and famous people are branching out) had to use one of his golf clubs to fight off an intruder who allegedly drove up to his driveway and surprised him in the kitchen. It’s a good thing for the intruder that Tommy Lee wasn’t there because we all know he’s packing and would’ve attacked that intruder with a seriously serious weapon.
Lily James And Sebastian Stan Will Play Pamela Anderson And Tommy Lee In A Series For Hulu
I’m sure Gwyneth Paltrow is pleased to learn that a promising young unknown actor landed the role that will surely change his life. But for others, this casting news is likely causing a whole lot of people to wonder if Hulu is trolling us, or if someone at Hulu needs to check the prescription strength on their glasses. Deadline is reporting that Lily James and Sebastian Stan have been cast as one of the couples that defined early-90s messy marriages, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for a Hulu series about their relationship including the theft of their notorious nautical honeymoon sex tape.
Pamela Anderson Wants To Get Married Again
A while back, the world sent us a stinging reminder that true love had, in fact, died and been buried six feet under, when it was discovered that Pamela Anderson and her “husband” Jon Peters had filed for divorce after only 12 days of “marriage“. Well, by now, this story has completely worn out its welcome and I’d be happy to dig up that love, pry open the coffin and slap the shit out of whatever’s inside for continuing to flood my airwaves with yet ANOTHER update. We simply cannot handle any more!
In the latest installment of this neverending saga of nothing, Pamela admits again that there was no marriage. And they never consummated their everlasting love by fucking.