Category: The Oscars
There Will Be A “Crisis Team” Set Up For This Year’s Academy Awards
This year, a new award will be introduced at the Oscars called “I Wish A Mutha Fucka WOULD!” because the Academy isn’t interested in impromptu slaps and belligerent curse outs during this year’s broadcast. Of course, you know I’m referring to you know who, so let’s just keep his name out of our mouths today. But the Academy realizes their audience members and home viewers shouldn’t be exposed to unwarranted fits of violence, so they are implementing a crisis team to help deal with anything that would be deemed inappropriate for this year’s show.
Will Smith Is Once Again Reminding Us Of The Oscars Slap On TikTok And People Have Thoughts
We will NEVER stop talking about the time Will Smith really thought he was Muhammad Ali and slapped the taste out of Chris Rock‘s mouth at The Oscars, especially with the latest edition of that boring broadcast coming up in a few weeks. I wonder if they will be allowed to make jokes about it this year since we’ve all been making jokes since it happened. In any case, Will has put on the tears and the remorse for the dog and pony show that was his wack ass apology tour. And now he’s at the point where he can poke a little fun at himself with a TikTok that asks the question, “What does my Oscar think?”
Members Of The Academy Weigh In On Whether Or Not They’ll Consider Voting For Will Smith For “Emancipation”
As the final echoes from the Slap A Middle-Aged Man segment at this year’s Oscars softly fades into Hollywood’s history books, it seems Will Smith may be getting his comeback sooner rather than later. Well, honestly, I never thought he would 100% be out of commission because he’s Will Smith. Now, AppleTV + is preparing the world for Will’s turn in Antoine Fuqua‘s upcoming Emancipation. The movie was supposed to come out in 2023, but AppleTV+ recently announced that it will come out later this year, which means it qualifies for the 2023 Oscars. But let’s not forget, as a consequence of his actions, Will is still banned from attending the Oscars ceremony for the next decade. But he can still be nominated. The Hollywood Reporter decided to do a little poll and asked Academy members if they’d cast a vote for Will.
Harry Styles’ Performance In “My Policeman” Will Be Submitted For Oscar Consideration
Harry Styles stars in the new film My Policeman, and even though the movie is getting mixed reviews and Harry was dragged for his acting in the trailer, he’s going for Oscar! Variety reports that the entire cast, including Harry, will be submitted in the Best Supporting acting categories at the Oscars. So, you may soon hear the words “And the Oscar goes to…. Harry Styles!” (no you won’t).
Zoe Kravitz Wishes She Never Spoke Out On The Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscar Slap
Honestly, I can’t believe people are still talking about that time Will Smith fucked with his career by playing Patty Cake with Chris Rock‘s face at the Oscars. And although Will is still trying to convince us that he’s sorry, we’ve all moved on and no longer care. Unfortunately for Zoe Kravitz, she says realized just a little too late she should have remained silent in the slap’s aftermath (the Slaps-termath?) and now wishes she never said anything in the first place because we’re living in a time when having an opinion can get you dragged all over social media.
Will Smith Released An Apology Video For Slapping Chris Rock At The Oscars
4 months after The Slap™ heard round the world, Will Smith has posted a video apologizing to Chris Rock for his actions at the 2022 Oscars. Will’s YouTube vid, titled “It’s been a minute….”, clocks in at 5 minutes and 44 seconds, and features Will answering so-called fan questions. These questions include, “Why didn’t you apologize to Chris during your acceptance speech?”, “After Jada rolled her eyes, did she tell you to do something?”, and “Why did you choose to sit directly in front of a white ball light while wearing a white ball cap? It makes you look like an egg head. I feel like the production designer for this apology video should’ve caught that. Are you planning to slap the production designer for this apology video?”