Ireland Baldwin Plans To Keep The Rest Of Her Pregnancy Away From Social Media Because Commenters Have Been Triggering Her Health Anxiety
At the end of 2022, Ireland Baldwin subtly announced that she and her boyfriend RAC were expecting; and then madrastra from hell, Hilaria Baldwin, commanded her army of Baldwinitos and Ireland’s lethargic, disheveled dad, Alec Baldwin, to kick it up a notch and make a spectacle of their reaction to Ireland’s pregnancy. Initially, Ireland looked to Instagram to share her pregnancy and feel less lonely in it since she classified much of her family as “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” But now, Ireland says she’s done with sharing her pregnancy with social media because the comments and unsolicited medical advice she’s been receiving have been intensifying her health anxiety.
Beyoncé is back, and she’s gone country, y’all! Well okay, technically she’s always been country; she is from Houston, Texas, after all. Specifically speaking, Beyoncé’s clothing line, Ivy Park x Adidas, has gone country. And to promote the line, Beyoncé gave one of her signature rare interviews, this time to Harper’s Bazaar. In it, she spoke about why it is that you don’t see her popping up on Instagram every three seconds with a face full of filters, with a wonderful #ad she’d like to tell you all about. First, because she’s Beyoncé, and unattainable mystery is her brand. But also, it’s because she’s a Virgo.
Before I went to bed last night, I read the headline that Zooey Deschanel has gotten with Jonathan Scott. And since I only know Jonathan Scott by his official legal name of Property Brother #1 (or is he Property Brother #2?), it took me a quick second to realize who he is. But when I did, I sniffed my glass of wine to see if my dog drugged me with some kind of fucked-up mind-bending substance that was causing me to hallucinate weird things like Quirky’s favorite ambassador getting with a Property Brother. It’s real, though, and Zooey and Jonathan brought on a thousand question marks when they hit the stroll together.