Category: Shanna Moakler
Scott Disick Is Taking Some Time Away From The Kardashians To “Process” Kourtney Kardashian’s Engagement
According to People Magazine, Scott Disick is still reeling from the news that the mother of his children, Kourtney Kardashian, is planning to marry another. And it would almost be romantic if Scott was a different sort of man. But Scott is Scott and his idea of romance is limited to whatever teenage girls think is romantic, so you know Travis Barker’s sea of red roses proposal to Kourtney, really hit him where it hurts. People says that Scott is taking some time to “distance himself” from the Kardashian Klan in order to “process this and make his peace.” It seems Scott did not think that a relationship between two adults of approximately the same age could ever go the distance!
Shanna Moakler And Scott Disick Are Not Pleased With Their Exes Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian Getting Engaged
So by now, you’ve probably heard the chiming of the bells of Apocalypse news–42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker are engaged. He proposed by uprooting every rose in Southern California and presenting it to her in a pure-hearted gesture which was choreographed ahead of time in conjunction with a camera crew for the new Hulu X Kardashian series. And that hurt a lot of people, like 46-year-old Shanna Moakler and 38-year-old Scott Disick, who, according to sources, have not been vibing well with the engagement news. Well, it could be worse, imagine how bad Travis will feel when he finds out that marrying into the family means Kris Jenner collects your soul?
Some Think That Travis Barker Is About To Propose To Kourtney Kardashian
TMZ is grasping for straws, or one of their worker bees is probably one of Kris Jenner‘s flying Hell-beasts in disguise. Actually, probably several of them are. Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker have been turning their romance and PDA up to an 11. Travney has taken their shit international and is currently infecting France with their genuine love. While in France, the two posed in front of the Eiffel Tower, and Travis used “forever” in his caption. So TMZ thinks that means he wants to make Kourtney his third wife.
Shanna Moakler Is Still Getting Involved In Travis Barker’s Business, While Her Kids Side With Their Dad
Shanna Moakler continues to get press for making things very messy for her ex-husband Travis Barker and his current girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian. Shanna has continued to speak her truth about Travis’ relationship with Kourtney, and now she’s dragged Kourtney’s sister Kim Kardashian into it as well. But while Shanna’s messy mouth might be entertaining for the rest of us, it’s apparently not so fun for Shanna and Travis’ two teenage kids.
Shanna Moakler Thinks Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian’s PDA Has Gotten Weird
I don’t want to get technical, but I think we passed “weird” about a month ago. We’re officially in “TOO MUCH” territory right now when it comes to Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Kourtney and Travis are 42 and 45, respectively, but ever since they got together, it’s like they have both been possessed by the demon spirits of two extremely horny high school seniors that won’t stop making out directly in front of your locker. And Travis Barker’s ex-wife Shanna Moakler also thinks Kourtney and Travis are doing too much in the weirdest way possible.
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker’s Exes Are Hurt By How Fast Things Are Moving
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker shocked vocal fry enthusiasts and aging former Zumiez shoppers alike when they got together out of nowhere, and almost immediately started filling Instagram feeds with a million pixels of their love. And since they went public with their relationship just a few months ago, we’ve learned plenty about them. Like that Kourtney’s name is already tattooed on him, that Travis has already established himself as sufficiently tacky and wasteful enough to qualify as a Kardashian boyfriend, and which speed they enjoy thumb sucking (slow n’ gross). Does it feel like we already know too much? Their exes might seem to think so. According to sources, Shanna Moakler (former Miss USA and Travis’ ex-wife) and Scott Disick (Todd Kraines impressionist and the father of Kourtney’s three children) are reportedly both having a tough time watching their exes move on like they are. Still? But I thought Shanna got all that petty drama out of her system and onto social media months ago? Apparently not.