Pour one out for Sean Spicer as the lying former mouthpiece for the President of the United States has finally been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Poor guy, but lucky for him that he’s got Karamo Brown to give him a best friend shoulder to cry on.
Sean Spicer, seen above living in Mike Pence’s nightmare (or wet dream depending on who you ask) by being surrounded by seamen, is still on Dancing with the Stars even though he’s at good at dancing as he is at telling the truth. And it’s pissing off at least one person (and probably more), judge Carrie Ann Inaba. Carrie Ann is pissed at the fact that Sean Spicer, despite his full lack of charisma, chin, or ability to dance, is somehow still being voted through. Those Russian bots: First they give Donald Trump the Presidency, now they’re going to get Sean Spicer the mirrorball trophy!
When the cast of the 28th season of Dancing With The Stars was announced back in August, a whole lot of people were not feeling ABC’s choice to throw Sean Spicer into the mix. Even DWTS host Tom Bergeron was basically like, “*cough* stunt casting *cough*“. But Sean found an unlikely ally in his fellow DWTS cast member Karamo Brown, who is still clearly very much on Team Spicy.
As expected, Sean Spicer showed us last night on Dancing For Attention And A Check that being a good/angry liar does not translate into being a good/happy dancer. The costume designer is doing the devil’s work (or is it the lord’s work?), because they made Sean look like a manic bullfighter from HELL who put on a bootleg Seinfeld pirate shirt before getting pissed on by Slimer.
Luckily Sean didn’t stop embarrassing himself with just the costume, he also danced. You know Tom Bergeron was giving his best “told you so” look. And even Karamo Brown is pulling an “I don’t know her“ after this mess of a performance.
Karamo Brown really did not think it through before he defended Sean Spicer–noted liar and former press secretary for the Chosen One Donald Trump. While Sean really appreciated the support at normalizing a divisive political agent appearing on a dancing competition as though he’s an entertainment celebrity, Karamo is not really feeling any of the benefits of being nice to Spicey. Which is weird, because doesn’t being overly polite–even to those who don’t deserve it–always lead to positive results? It doesn’t?! Oof, don’t tell my fellow Canadians…
Since the new Dancing With The Stars cast was announced, people have been throwing hate at ABC for their decision to cast former Trump press secretary Sean Spicer. Well his fellow DWTS contestant, Queer Eyes‘ Karamo Brown, wants you to leave him alone! Sean is not a bad person just because he lies for Trump! He’s just a nice man!