Sean Spicer, seen above living in Mike Pence’s nightmare (or wet dream depending on who you ask) by being surrounded by seamen, is still on Dancing with the Stars even though he’s at good at dancing as he is at telling the truth. And it’s pissing off at least one person (and probably more), judge Carrie Ann Inaba. Carrie Ann is pissed at the fact that Sean Spicer, despite his full lack of charisma, chin, or ability to dance, is somehow still being voted through. Those Russian bots: First they give Donald Trump the Presidency, now they’re going to get Sean Spicer the mirrorball trophy!
Us Weekly talked to Carrie Ann after last night’s show and she is tired of seeing Sean’s face every goddamn week. Sean got the lowest scores since he can’t fucking dance worth shit. And yet he didn’t even end up in the bottom two, while Ally Brooke who got a perfect score of 30 certainly was. Ally and Kate Flannery were bottom two and Kate got the boot. Here’s Sean’s dreadful performance:
“My reaction to Sean being saved, it’s frustrating. There are really great dancers being sent home, but that is part of our show. It’s always been the audience and the judges’ perspective. So I’m not–I can’t be mad at it, but it’s frustrating.”
Even Sean’s bestie, Karamo Brown, went home last week and got six points MORE than Sean did, who again had the lowest score of the week. Carrie went on:
“We want the people to be involved, and this is the way they are voting. It’s hard because sometimes I hear the feedback from the people. “Hey, why aren’t the best dancers staying in?” Well, that’s up to you guys. I’m doing my job, right? And people need to vote. So, I just hope that those who are frustrated with this happening as well vote as passionately as the people who support Sean.”
She also tried not to slam the MAGA Trump supporters who are calling in so feverishly for Sean because Trump himself tells them to by saying:
“Nothing against people that are supporting Sean because they’re voting passionately… Kudos to them for bringing it to the table.”
Bringing shit to the table? Take it back girl, we don’t serve shit here–even if it’s neon colored. I wonder why Wendy Williams hasn’t said anything about this–the strange conspiracy of Sean Spicer somehow making it through despite his complete lack of skill? I guess this is one DWTS conspiracy theory that she wants to stay out of?