Open Post: Hosted By Mopey Pocket Hottie Kit Harington’s Shaved Head

June 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Some days we must take the little blessings where we can find them, for they are to be treasured above all else. Today’s little blessing is a scowly, pint-sized, freshly shorn beefcake in skintight light wash denim jeans, walking a silly dog in a puffer vest. I call him Klit Harrytongue, but his mama calls him Kit Harington and today we are #blessed

According to The Daily Mail, Kit has been talking about shaving off his greasy Game Of Thrones locks since 2018 saying, “I’d like to step away and enjoy the obscurity, cut my hair, make myself less recognizable as the character,” which is understandable. It must be frustrating to have people screaming “what’s the mean base of The Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer Conjecture if X is controlled for a Brachistochrone curve” as a lazy set up to then yell, “you know nothing Jon Snow!” while poor Kit stands there slack-jawed and confused. Well, he’s done it. Kit shaved his hair and the only Brachistochrone curve of note is the one in his pants.

Let’s have a closer look at those power thighs and meaty moose-knuckle. King of The North my ass, more like King of The South and to The East.

Speaking of his GOT hair, Kit says he actually liked having long hair and a beard but that he wanted to cut his hair “short-short” as a “ritualistic thing” because he doesn’t want to go into his next role looking like Jon Snow. Kit seems to really like talking about his hair, proving once and for all that a haircut, or lack thereof, is a perfectly good replacement for a personality.

Kit cut his curly locks between season five and six, but the styling choice was a ruse of sorts, meant to convince GOT fans that Jon had died in the season cliffhanger and was done with the role.

But of course, Kit has more going on in his life than slaying the Ogilvie Home Perm my mom tried to rock in 1989. I mean, he must! The last time we heard from Kit was in May of last year as he was entering rehab to deal with his issues with alcohol and the stress and exhaustion he felt as the final season of GOT crashed and burned. The previous year, he was dealing with a Russian model who was shopping (dis)tasteful nudes of a sleeping Kit and claiming she had “fucked his brains out” as recently as 2018, before his wedding to Rose Leslie, of the Castle Leslie Estate Leslies.

Kit has kept out of the limelight in recent months and hasn’t been pictured since awards season, when he attended the Golden Globes with wife Rose Leslie.

The couple keep their marriage private and prior to the event hadn’t been snapped together for more than six months.

The former co-stars are set to celebrate their second wedding anniversary this month, after tying the knot in 2018 surrounded by the GoT cast.

I think all this fuss over Kit’s head hair is silly when the real hair story here is that of his poor legs, which I’m sure are as bald as the eunuch Varys’ head from being rubbed raw in those tight ass skinny jeans.

Italian Greyhound? More like Italian Schwinghound, amirite?!?! #littleblessingabound


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