Category: Walmart

Kanye West Is Suing Walmart For Selling Knockoff Yeezys

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

I’m sure Kanye West hasn’t been inside of a Walmart in the past twenty years since she’s become the savior of Hip Hop (in his own mind, of course) but he must have recently needed to downgrade his spending in the midst of his pending divorce to soul-numbing succubus Kim Kardashian. Because I can’t think of another reason as to why he was perusing their sad shoe section unless Kim is siphoning whatever money he’s making to prepare for her next round of plastic surgery, virtually leaving him headed to the poor house. But Kanye and his design company, Yeezy, are big mad that Walmart is selling a bootleg version of his alien clogs from ugly hell and they’re taking legal action.

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Walmart Is Sorry For Making A Paul Walker Joke On Twitter

January 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Twitter has been around since 2006, and sometime between then and now, this weird thing started happening where corporate brands developed sassy personalities. And you’d have moments in which, let’s say, Wendy’s would be fighting with Serta Mattresses, or Preparation H would start trending for “clapping back” at Squatty Potty. Walmart recently learned the hard way that not every Twitter response needs to be a damn zinger, and that some attempts at being funny might be considered very poor taste. Like when they recently tried to cause internet LOLs by replying to a driving joke with a joke about the late Paul Walker.

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A Woman Ate Half A Cake In Walmart And Then Tried To Get A 50% Discount For The Other Half

July 3, 2019 / Posted by:

A woman from Walmart let a Walmart cashier know that she is 100% that Walmart bitch by eating half a cake (as she did her shopping) then refusing to pay for it because someone (her) ate half the cake. I’m picturing cake frosting all over her face as she categorically denied eating the cake and asking for a discount.

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Woman Does Karate, Son Gets Naked, And Her Dog Steals Cornbread In Walmart (Not In Florida!)

April 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Sometimes you just want to do some karate chops, get naked wasted and eat some cornbread that your dog stole. Well, apparently to a certain store (WALMART!!), in a certain state (Wisconsin) you are not allowed to just LIVE your best Wisconsin Walmart life. In fact, if you do these things, your ass is getting arrested. At least that’s what happened to 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann.

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