Category: Operation Varsity Blues
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Got Hit With Money Laundering Charges After Failing To Take A Plea Deal
That dude who got all his Rad merch signed by Lori Loughlin while he had the chance is probably happier than a pig in shit right now. She’s about to be otherwise occupied. According to TMZ, Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli did not enter into a plea bargain as fellow Operation Varsity Blues scammer Felicity Huffman did and are now facing money laundering charges. That increases their minimum recommended sentence from “somebody feed my cat” time to “shanking someone on the first day to establish a pecking order” time.
Felicity Huffman Could Get At Least 4 Months In Prison, While Lori Loughlin Faces A Minimum Of 2 Years
It’s time to start talking prison lengths when it comes to Operation Varsity Blues. The delicious recompense us poor people have been waiting for is finally on the horizon and punishment looms over all those richie riches who bought their kids’ ways into colleges they weren’t smart enough to get into, but they’re rich so they “deserved” it. Well now they deserve the sentences (no quotations). Felicity Huffman is biting the bullet, along with other rich parents involved in the scheme, and she pled guilty to the charges. Well, Us Weekly says that it looks like prosecutors are asking for Lynette Scavo to move from Wisteria Lane to Century Regional Detention Facility for four months.
Felicity Huffman Will Plead Guilty To Scamming Her Daughter’s Way Into College
If there’s ever going to be a riveting trial involving the college admissions ESCANDALO, you won’t see Felicity Huffman starring in it. You won’t ever see her dramatically pull off her wedding ring on the witness stand and throw it at William H. Macy as she tearfully whines about how she’s going down for this shit while he doesn’t ever have to worry about trying to make avocado toast out of mushy peas and cardboard in the clink. Felicity’s next role won’t be crying privileged parent in the college admissions courtroom drama, because she and 12 others will take a plea deal and plead guilty.
Lori Loughlin Signed Autographs And Posed For Pictures In Advance Of Her “Operation Varsity Blues” Court Appearance
Rad stans got their motherfucking life yesterday when one of the film’s stars, Lori Loughlin, cheerfully greeted fans of the 1986 BMX cult classic outside of her Boston hotel. Lori, who is in town with her husband Mossimo Giannulli for “business”, beamed at well-wishers and happily signed autographs and Rad memorabilia. Later today, Lori and Mossimo have an “appointment” in court to face felony conspiracy to commit mail and honest fraud charges, before getting back on their private jet and flying home to California.
Kimora Lee And Russell Simmons Bragged About Their Daughter Getting Into Harvard On Her Own
Big congratulations are due to Aoki Lee, who at just 16 years of age, was accepted to Harvard, completely on her own academic merit, despite being surrounded by fraudsters and alleged criminals. And to think, we might have forgotten that her stepfather Tim Leissner pleaded guilty to money laundering for his part in stealing $1 billion from a Malaysian sovereign wealth fund while he was at Goldman Sachs, if her mom and dad, Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons, weren’t bragging up and down Instagram that their daughter got into Harvard without them having to pull any strings. Because I guess “we didn’t cheat!” is the new benchmark for pride in #thesetryingtimes.
Olivia Jade And Her Sister Are Still Enrolled At USC
Olivia Jade might actually have to worry about maintaining a 2.0 GPA because the poor thing is still enrolled at USC. Turns out neither her nor her sister Isabella Giannulli actually dropped out as previously reported after Operation Varsity Blues sent their folks, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, to jail (and then back to their multi-million dollar Bel Air Mansion after posting $1 million in bail. Each!). Maybe the girls are waiting to actually get expelled so they can qualify for student unemployment benefits. Look, I went to community college for 6 years, I obviously don’t know how any of this works. But according to Today, Olivia and Isabella STILL might have a paper due for their Navigating Media and News in the Digital Age class. Haha, as if they write their own papers!