Lori Loughlin And Felicity Huffman Don’t “Fully Grasp” The Concept Of Going To Prison

March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been a little over a week since this college admissions scandal known as Operation Varsity Blues hit the rich people of America like a ton of bricks collapsing on their delicate house of cards which they bribed someone to get. Well the two biggest names involved, Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, have been having great times suffering all kinds of fallout. But it seems that no matter how much shit they have to shovel, sources are saying neither one has really grasped how much trouble they’re in.

Us Weekly reports that Aunt Becky and Lynette Scavo still have their heads in the clouds. Felicity had a great time getting arrested at gun point in the early morning hours last week. Posting her $250,000 bond and being arrested was apparently not enough to get the message through her head that she’s in trouble, though. Neither was Lori Loughlin getting dropped by Hallmark (and reportedly by Netflix too). Or her daughters dropping out of the school she and her husband Mossimo spent $500,000 on getting them in. A source claims all of that hasn’t spooked Lori and Felicity into thinking about making radiator grilled cheese in prison.

“Neither actress knew this would become so serious… They haven’t fully grasped the extent of their alleged crimes or the possibility of prison time.”

I mean, of course they’re haven’t. Why would they? Why bother stressing over something that is most likely never going to happen? Either of them serving prison time would be a twist. After we’re done trashing them online and they pay their fees and fines and lawsuit payouts, these two will probably go back to their daily lives of being richer than the rest of us and not getting arrested at gunpoint.

Although they will probably still have to deal with the stigma they’ve attached to themselves. I mean, even CNN is trolling their careers. Look at them reducing Felicity’s work on Desperate Housewives to this clip:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is not what she won an Emmy for.

Pics: Wenn.com

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