Category: Kimora
Russell Simmons Has Sued His Ex-Wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, For Fraud
It’s time for a money fight between ex-spouses, 63-year-old Russell Simmons and 46-year-old Kimora Lee, which is absolutely bizarre because they divorced ages ago! But it’s got nothing to do with that. Kimora and her current husband, 49-year-old Tim Leissner, are being accused by Russell of stealing millions of dollars worth of stocks from him in order to pay for Tim’s bail for other financial schemes.
Baby Phat’s Back, Exclusively At Forever 21
While I was still weeding out the last of the 90’s flannel from my wardrobe, pink velour tracksuits became all the rage. The girls I saw weren’t wearing Kimora Lee Simmons’ Baby Phat tracksuits with the iconic cat logo, they were rocking an off brand from JCPenney, because them shits was expensive. But you would see some girls with the Baby Phat crop top they saved up for and probably kept in their school locker, because their mom wouldn’t let them out of the house looking like a Jr. hooker. Well, Baby Phat is back, and if you couldn’t afford it back then, you sure as hell can afford it now, because it’s being sold exclusively at Forever 21. Just in time for summer, Baby Phat for Forever 21’s downmarket, tight fitting polyester blends can give you a designer yeast infection, for just pennies on the dollar!
Kimora Lee And Russell Simmons Bragged About Their Daughter Getting Into Harvard On Her Own
Big congratulations are due to Aoki Lee, who at just 16 years of age, was accepted to Harvard, completely on her own academic merit, despite being surrounded by fraudsters and alleged criminals. And to think, we might have forgotten that her stepfather Tim Leissner pleaded guilty to money laundering for his part in stealing $1 billion from a Malaysian sovereign wealth fund while he was at Goldman Sachs, if her mom and dad, Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons, weren’t bragging up and down Instagram that their daughter got into Harvard without them having to pull any strings. Because I guess “we didn’t cheat!” is the new benchmark for pride in #thesetryingtimes.
Kimora Lee Simmons Got Into A Fight Over A Parking Spot
I remember a time when Kimora Lee Simmons‘ Baby Phat line was the top choice for all the bougie chicks in the ‘hood, which is ironic because that clothing line’s prices guaranteed Kimora would never have to live in the ‘hood. Flash forward to the present day and Kimora is still pretty rich and maybe still just a bit ‘hood. Recently in L.A., Kimora got into a fight over a parking spot at a FedEx. I’m really not sure what’s going on here but my first thought was; Why the fuck are you driving yourself to FedEx?
In Super-Secret Wedding News, Kimora Lee Simmons Got Secret Married
What is it with super-secret weddings? They’re so hot right now! In the event you’re planning a wedding and you don’t know what’s trendy, just remember:
IN – Super-secret weddings!!!!
OUT – Giving your family and friends the heads-up that you’re getting married (ew, suh tacky)
The rest is all arbitrary: pick a cake, have an open bar to prevent your family from hating you forever, post a picture to Instagram and wait for the ‘likes’ to roll in. Or just skip the last part and let your ex-husband announce it on Twitter, like Kimora Lee Simmons did.
After reading a rumor online that Kimora was dating rapper and possible oil tycoon Birdman, Russell Simmons proved he has the heart of a yoga turtle and bravely cleared her good name (for real, read that super-embarrasing shit about Birdman’s oil company) on Twitter by letting everyone know she’s been off the market for a while:
All of us love @OfficialKimora but the fact is she is happily married. . Tim is has been family for a while now. #gossipcop….
— Russell Simmons (@UncleRUSH) February 19, 2014
I know, official RIP to Djimora Lee Simsou. As it turns out, shortly after their split, Kimora hooked up with investment banker Tim Leissner. Gareth from The Office face with an investment banker booty? You don’t say. You’ve got to hand it to Kimora; bitch takes a great mugshot and runs a tight gold digger game. Get it bitch! I hope your super-secret wedding also involved a super-secret pre-nup (Shhh…it doesn’t exist! Yaaaay). Congrats to you Kimora Lee Simmons Leissner! I’d say Mazel Tov, but it looks like this situation calls for a Clickety Clack.
The Photoshop Awards: Kimora’s “Dare Me” Perfume Ad
The other tag line on this bargain-basement wreck should be: To Be Photoshopped To The Fucking Hilt!
Here we have Kimora Lee Simmons’ head on top of somebody else’s body in the ad for her new fragrance “Dare Me.” Obviously, somebody dared Kimora to digitally decapitate herself and gently place her head on the body of RuPaul’s doll. Sniffing “Dare Me” must cause a bitch to hallucinate, because that’s the feeling I get when I look at this ad.
via HuffPo