Category: David Pecker
Jeff Bezos’ Dick Pics Cost The National Enquirer $200,000
That’s a low ass sum since the gold nut nuggets that Jeff Bezos’ jizzes out are worth twice as much as that.
We already know that Lauren Sanchez’s Trump-loving brother Michael Sanchez is probably the one who sold his sister’s cringeworthy sexts (although, aren’t all sexts cringeworthy?) with Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos to The National Enquirer. But now the Wall Street Journal says that Michael Sanchez did Lauren dirty (just call him Dirty Sanchez) for the price of $200,000. Sure, $200,000 is $200,000, but I’m wondering if Michael Sanchez ever strolled over to the billionaire turtle and said, “So, future-brother-in-law, the Enquirer offered me 200k for those pics of your dick, but my finger could find its way to the delete button if you just so happen to cough a diamond into my palm. I mean that literally, I just watched you cough diamonds into your cashmere handkerchief.”
Jeff Bezos Is Accusing The National Enquirer Of Trying To Blackmail Him With Dick Pics
Amazon super billionaire Jeff Bezos, who was asking how the National Enquirer got hold of his nudes the other day, has now taken things ten steps further and accused the Enquirer and parent company, American Media Inc., of extortion. And honey, before you think they can claim “defamation” Jeff has plenty of receipts and gets bold. Are you ready for the dick-measuring battle of Pecker (the one on Jeff Bezos’ crotch) v. Pecker (the one who owns the Enquirer)?