Category: Must Love Dogs
Gabriel Iglesias Threw His Dog A $100,000 Quinceañera
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Not gonna lie, my initial reaction to the news that “Fluffy” comedian Gabriel Iglesias dropped $100,000 on a quinceañera for his dog was a mix of incredulity and derision. $100,000!? On a quinceañera!!?? For a dog!!!???? But that was before I saw how happy it made Risa (the pretty, pretty princess on the right), Gabriel’s elderly chihuahua, as she was paraded through the party in a tricked-out baby carriage with neon accent lights looking every bit a fairy-tail princess in one of three bespoke gowns created for the occasion. Sure, given her advanced age, it could have just been intestinal gas that caused Risa’s eye’s to pop and glitter as she soaked up the attention from the adoring crowd of well-wishers and tail-waggers instead of pure joy. But I’m pretty sure it was both.
Open Post: Hosted By The Platinum Jubilee Corgi-Cam
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Not everything surrounding THE QUEEN’s Jubilee costs millions of pounds and is reserved for the titled and tiaraed set. There are plenty of ways for plebes to get involved in the festivities, from standing around in a crowd hoping to catch a glimpse of Kim Kardashian standing around in a crowd around hoping to get a glimpse of The Royals (look, she’s no Tom Cruise), to standing around waiting for Trooping the Colours to end so you can rush in to collect any loose gems or teeth that may have been dropped from The Royal balcony. And if standing around isn’t your thing, there are still plenty of opportunities to pay tribute to The Queen, but you’re gonna miss out on the crowd favorite, the Corgi-Cam, a popup attraction in London’s Leadenhall Market where folks waited in line for several hours to have their picture taken with a corgi, The Queen’s favorite pup.
Open Post: Hosted By Willow Biden, The New White House Cat
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According to NPR, Dr. Jill and President Joe Biden adopted a cat into the First Family, a gray tabby girl named Willow. Now, a person more cynical than myself might suggest that Willow is a band-aid cat meant to distract attention from Joe Biden’s current approval ratings, but if that was the case, they would have named her Cousin Oliver. But Willow is named after Jill’s hometown of Willow Grove, Pa., and as you can clearly see, Willow doesn’t wear glasses. But how cute would it be if she did?!?
Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker, Ryan Fischer, Set Up A GoFundMe To Finance A Spiritually Healing Road Trip
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Ryan Fischer, Lady Gaga’s dog walker who was shot in the chest by dog-nappers while out walking her three French Bulldogs last February, has hit a bump on his long road to recovery. After Ryan was released from the hospital, he took a 6-month sabbatical and embarked on a road trip across the US in a rented 1991 Ford Falcon with the goal of “strengthening [his] emotional and mental health.” However, two months into his trip his van broke down and Ryan has launched a GoFundMe campaign with a $40,000 goal to help finance the rest of his trip. Ryan doesn’t mention Gaga at all in his GoFundMe pitch, but he did report feeling “abandoned and unsupported” at the onset of his trip which means The Gucci Family aren’t the only ones making rude hand gestures in Gaga’s general direction.
Ryan Fischer, Lady Gaga’s Dogwalker, Was Finally Released From The Hospital
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If you’ve ever struggled to pack yourself into a pair of skinny jeans, try doing it with part of your lung removed after spending a month in the hospital recovering from a gunshot wound to the chest, because that’s how real heroes do it. According to TMZ, Ryan Fischer, the guardian angel to Lady Gaga’s French bulldogs, has just been released from the hospital where he’s been slowly and painfully recovering from being shot by a couple pieces of shit who are, as of yet, still running free.
Barbra Streisand’s Little Clones Paid Tribute To Their “Mother”
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All the stores in Barbra Streisand underground mall are closed and the needlepoint “Bless This Mess” banner, I’m sure she has in her living room, has been lowered to half mast in loving memory of Sammie, Babs’ beloved Coton de Tulear. Sammie walked this earth from May 2003 – May 2017. And then again, and again. Shortly after Sammie’s death, Barbra introduced the world to Scarlet (aka Sammie 2) and Violet (Sammie 3), the clones she had made from her DNA. Yesterday, Barbra posted a picture on Instagram of the new Sammies and their “cousin” Fanny (Fanny came from the same breeder as Sammie, but does not share her DNA) propped up on Original Recipe Sammie’s grave looking like a fresh crop of mushrooms after a particularly damp spring.