Pete Davidson Bleached His Hair To Match Kim Kardashian’s Ahead Of Their Visit To London

May 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Just because he’s taken his final bow at Saturday Night Live doesn’t mean that Pete Davidson suddenly has extra time on his hands to pursue leisure activities. Whatever you’ve heard about the crazy schedule required to mount a live weekly sketch show, it pales in comparison to the rigors of keeping up with Kim Kardashian’s chimera ass. For one, since Kim’s a blond now she’s not trying to have the aesthetic of her Instagram grid marred by dating a brunette, so Pete had to bleach his hair to match hers. People reports that Pete’s first post-SNL appearance was on the Los Angeles set of a photoshoot for Kim’s Skims where he was seen wearing a shower cap while getting his brainwashed/hair dyed in preparation for his greatest role to date— sucking Kim’s face while she eye fucks the camera on her Instagram page. Presumably. I didn’t actually see The King of Staten Island, nor will I ever.

Here’s Pete fulfilling section 666.χιϛ³ of his blood contract with Kris Jenner titled Sulfuric Alchemy: Transmutation and Sublimation in the Name of Diabolus.

Pete may no longer be in possession of his soul or his dignity but there’s no arguing that the results were well worth the effort.

If that’s not the very picture of true love, I don’t know what is. I haven’t seen Kim this smitten with a camera since the last time she saw one. And Pete, well Pete’s doing amazing, sweetie. Being Kim’s prop may sound like a thankless job until you realize one of the perks is an all-expenses paid trip to London where Kim’s probably going to make him run around with her until they find out which hotel The Sussexes are staying at and therefore where the entirety of Europe’s paparazzi be posted. Us Weekly reports:

Lovers in London! Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are going strong — and taking their relationship overseas.

The Skims founder, 41, and the Saturday Night Live alum, 28, were spotted in the U.K. on Monday, May 30. Kardashian held onto Davidson as they walked through the streets of London, both wearing black. Their trip (seemingly coincidentally) comes on the heels of Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee, which kicks off days of festivities on Thursday, June 2.

Try saying “seemingly coincidentally” 5 times fast and you’ll understand that it’s impossible. Here’s Kim and Pete obviously purposefully getting photographed going to and from dinner.

I don’t know how Kim plans on getting a spot on THE QUEEN‘s balcony at the Platinum Jubilee, but I won’t be surprised if she pulls it off by going to the Ripley’s Believe It of Not museum in Blackpool and borrowing one of Princess Diana‘s old frocks to wear.

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