Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker, Ryan Fischer, Has Spoken Publicly After Getting Shot While Protecting Her Dogs

March 2, 2021 / Posted by:

One of the more chaotic-energy storylines for February 2021 was Lady Gaga‘s dog walker, Ryan Fischer, getting shot once in the chest during the kidnapping of two of her dogs in Hollywood. The shooter is still out there, but thankfully, Ryan is expected to make a full recovery and Gaga’s dogs were found and returned to her team. Hero Ryan is still in the hospital, but he hopped onto Instagram to update us on his condition, thank everyone, and express his happiness over the safe return of Koji and Gustav.

Gaga’s dogs, Koji, Gustav, and Miss Asia were the targets of a dognapping in Hollywood on Wednesday night. The piece of shit shot Ryan once in the chest and got away with Koji and Gustav in a white sedan. Miss Asia was not taken. Gaga had been overseas in Italy filming Gucci and offered a $500,000 no-questions-asked reward for the return of her dogs. A woman eventually came to police with the pups, saying she found them tied up in an alley. Police do not believe the woman had anything to do with the crime, and Gaga will give the woman the $500k reward.

Ryan posted pictures of himself recovering in the hospital, and detailed the traumatic experience he went through:

Ryan also thanked his family, friends, Gaga, and all the people who have supported him and showed him love after he nearly died from protecting Gaga’s dogs:

Very happy to see Ryan is doing better, but I was a little struck by the “excitement pees.” Though as a dog walker, I’m sure it’s a sign of great affection, a high-honor, in fact, for a dog to be so thrilled by you it pisses itself. It also sounds like something Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did before their marriage went south. Maybe that’s how they knew? When the excitement peeing leaves a relationship there’s no going back.

Pic: Instagram

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