Category: Must Love Dogs
Seth Rogen’s GQ Magazine Shoot Caused A Thrist-Quake On Twitter
It’s official, Seth Rogen’s hot now. The Internet Commission On Who Can Get It rushed an emergency vote last night after pictures from his recent GQ cover story were submitted and Seth’s in. He joins an elite group of PowerPotheads who’ve made the cut as highly fuckable celebrities called the FOP (friends of Pitt). It turns out a lot of people’s ideal man is a high functioning pothead with a Canadian accent and a good stylist. Also must love dogs. Seth’s cover shot features his beloved pooch Zelda.
CPS Has Removed Two Of Jenelle Evans’ Kids From Her Home
Even in #thesetryingtimes, there is still one thing almost all decent Americans can agree on: Be nice to dogs. Specifically, don’t go murdering them in front of your family. Teen Mom alum Jenelle Evans’ choice of spouse, David Eason, is the rare exception, and a really shitty American/human being/ironically sentient pile of dog poop. Earlier this month, David allegedly committed one of the most cowardly of crimes by shooting and killing the family pet, a French Bulldog named Nugget. Jenelle has already lost her job on Teen Mom 2 because of the incident, and now Child Protective Services has removed 2 of her children from the home she shares with David. See, Nugget’s ghost is still trying to protect the family from beyond the grave. Ghost dogs: 10. Poor life choice making Teen Moms and their poor life choices: ZERO.
Hailey Baldwin And Justin Bieber Have A New Dog Baby
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin welcomed a new member of their family, a tiny Yorkie puppy named Oscar. Over the weekend, Mr. and Mrs. Bieber shared a copious Instagram stories and posts featuring their practice baby. The intimate photos show that the Bieber/Baldwin’s are proponents of co-sleeping and that Hailey probably does most of the heavy lifting when it comes to day-to-day parenting.
Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Opera Directed By Tilda Swinton
Only Tilda Swinton could post a 6-minute long video of her dogs on the internet and have it be dubbed high art. I mean sure, she appears to have used a very nice camera and scored it with an opera by Handel, but a dog video is a dog video. But it’s Tilda so it must be art! I have a feeling that if I posted a 6-minute video of my cat licking his pecker and set to “The Magic Flute”, I’d get flagged for content violation.
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Theroux’s Doggy-Themed Back Tattoo
Move over Affleck, there’s a new celebrity back tattoo in town. And this one’s a lot sexier. Apparently, Justin Theroux has an enormous back piece too. But his is a pigeon instead of a phoenix and instead of reeking of mid-life crisis and sorrow, Justin’s smells like wet dog and soggy rawhide. Justin was being interviewed by Jonathan Van Ness at Vulture Fest when an audience member asked him about his back piece. Justin graciously obliged to show it to the audience and explain its origins.