Category: Morgan Wallen
Morgan Wallen Won’t Be Touring This Summer But He Has Grown
According to a recent Instagram post, 27-year-old country star Morgan Wallen has done a lot of growing up in the past year since he got caught on tape using the n-word. Wait, hold that thought, I just noticed something. This can’t be right. Yep, that’s a “1.” OK, then. Morgan has done a lot of growing up in the past TWO MONTHS since he was caught on tape using the n-word in February of 2021. Just an incredible amount of personal growth which, judging by the 4-page handwritten letter he posted on Instagram, included working on his penmanship and finding the world’s last existing bottle of Wite-Out. But he’s still got more work to do. So he’s announced he will not be going on tour this summer as he “survey[s] the man he’s become” since moving to Nashville at the age of 22. Apparently, it’s an entirely different man!
Morgan Wallen Issued Another Apology For Using The N-Word
Morgan Wallen, the country singer who alerted me to his existence by first getting into trouble with Saturday Night Live for breaking COVID protocols then by getting caught on video using the n-word instead of by my preferred method for being alerted to a country singer’s existence which is by dressing like a magical rhinestone hayseed at the CMA’s, is sorry. Again. If that first apology he gave right after TMZ published the video of him calling his “friend” a “pussy-ass n-word” as he stumbled to his house was lacking, that was on TMZ. But the other stuff, well that was on him. But the old him. After consulting with some Black people, he’s a new man, and that new man would never!
Morgan Wallen Is Getting Dropped By Radio Stations After A Video Surfaced Of Him Saying The N-Word
Remember when Morgan Wallen was just that country music-singing guy who got temporarily cut from his Saturday Night Live job for kissing strangers and partying during a pandemic? It turns out that’s now the least of his professional reputation problems. Because Morgan Wallen recently outed himself as the type of person to casually drop the N-word.
As Expected, “Saturday Night Live” Made Fun Of Melissa Carone’s Train Wreck Testimony
When Rudy Giuliani dragged out his star witness Melissa Carone, a contractor for Dominion Voting Systems, during a hearing about Trump’s voter fraud allegations in front of Michigan’s House Oversight Committee, some people said, “So that’s what happened to Victoria Jackson?!“, and others said, “Oh, so it looks like Rudy just went up to a random drunk mess in an Applebee’s parking lot and offered her a coupon for a free Long Island Iced Tea if she claimed she witnessed voter fraud while testifying before Michigan’s House Oversight Committee.” People also wondered who would play that broken Bump-It in human form on Saturday Night Live’s inevitable skit about this mess, and while I saw “Kaley Cuoco after getting jumped by a bunch of rabid raccoons while on a NyQuil high“, many saw Cecily Strong since she’s got her Ph.D. in playing drunk wrecks. And that’s who we got!
After Getting Cut For Breaking COVID Rules, Morgan Wallen Has Been Re-Booked On “Saturday Night Live”
Morgan Wallen can start shining up his best bolo tie and getting out the good mullet mousse because he’s finally gonna hit the Saturday Night Live stage. But please Morgan, don’t celebrate this good news by popping bottles with 40 to 50 of your closest friends. That’s what got you booted from the show the first time, remember?
Jack White Will Replace Morgan Wallen As The Musical Guest On Tomorrow’s Episode Of “Saturday Night Live”
Earlier this week, we learned who Morgan Wallen was, and not in the way his agent would have liked. Morgan is a country singer who went viral last weekend, metaphorically, but possibly literally as well, when he was caught in multiple videos published to social media, showing him kissing and partying with a whole mess of random fans. That’s a big no-no when you’re scheduled to be the musical guest of Saturday Night Live, a show that has done the most to make it look like they’re taking COVID-19 safety precautions very seriously. So Morgan was removed from the show, and the last-minute replacement to swoop in and save the day (or night, if you will), is Jack White.