Category: Liam Hemsworth
Miley Cyrus’ Tonsils Give Out After Months Of Use–Has To Have Them Removed
Miley Cyrus has had a busy few months. She ended the marriage with a guy she’d been dating for over 10 years on and off. Then she immediately followed that up with a hot new chick, making out all around Italy and almost shaking up together. She ended that relationship too since only dogs are reliable for love it seems. But you know what you CAN count on a human person for? Making out. And she was then once again busy making out with a different guy. (So much for being single!) For Miley Cyrus, Hot Girl Summer is forever.
So with all this hot and heavy tonsil hockey, it’s actually no surprise that eventually that shit took a toll. And Miley finally had to put the making out on pause so she could get her whole ass tonsils removed.
Liam Hemsworth Reportedly “Doesn’t Care” About Miley Cyrus’ New Thing With Cody Simpson
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been broken up since August and Miley has already moved on twice. First, she was all up on Kaitlynn Carter and the two were in love and going to spend together forever. But then they broke up because Miley was falling into old-habits, or something? A free bird gotta fly, y’all! THEN she got up on Cody Simpson because I guess she decided Kaitlyn Carter who was a B-rung cast member of The Hills: New Beginnings was too high-profile? And so she and Cody are a thing now, and she’s not gonna feel bad about it. And you know who else doesn’t feel bad? Liam Hemsworth. Apparently he’s over Miley’s line-up of new loves and “doesn’t care”.
Miley Cyrus May Have Shaded Both Her Exes, Saying Human Love Can’t Compare To Her Dogs
I think we’re finally, finally reaching the fizzle out phase of this whole, Kaitlynn Carter x Miley Cyrus x Liam Hemsworth-love debacle. Remember when Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson were just covering up their tattoos of each other? That was the end of that over-publicized bullshit. Like rich people can do things in private, you know?–It’s possible. Lori Loughlin didn’t get in trouble for not being sneaky, am I wrong? But Miley is doing it like a millennial: social media! And now she’s maybe/probably dealing with her two recent breakups by saying that her dogs love her more than any person could. I mean… not wrong, but it’s probably because of a lack of cognizance.
Miley Cyrus Is “Looking Forward To Being Single”
Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter gave us the break-up that rocked absolutely nobody. The real drama came when they first went public with their eternal love after Miley announced her separation from Liam Hemsworth, which led to her releasing a theme song for her break-up with him. Well, we thought that maybe Miley had successfully hopped from one relationship to another (HA!), with her live-in love, Kaitlynn, but alas love can be flippant and short-lived. Something Miley already knew. But don’t worry, sources say Miley is doing fine this time around, she is “looking forward to being single” and according to her Instagram, living it up in nature.
Basic Girl Summer Is Officially Over: Miley Cyrus And Kaitlynn Carter Broke Up After A Month Together
Miley “Wet Look, Ya’ll!” Cyrus and her rebound vagine Kaitlynn Carter are no more, according to People. Miley has officially slid away from her lady friend to become just friends. So all of you sticking with The Hills: New Beginnings in the faint hope that Miley was going to become a regular can unschedule it from your DVRs now.
Miley Cyrus Reportedly “Blindsided” Liam Hemsworth With Their Break Up
The Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth breakup has really run the full gamut of headlines since it happened like a month ago. They wasted no time blaming each other for the break up. Miley went ahead and put out a break-up song, and got a break-up tattoo. There was also a story about how their parents didn’t want them to divorce, which came out just before he filed for divorce! Basically these two really hit it out of the park publicity-wise.
Well, add another headline to the list: 29-year-old Liam Hemsworth reportedly didn’t even know they had broken up until Miley announced it on social media