Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth’s Families Don’t Want Them To Divorce Just Yet
According to E! News’ sources, Miley Cyrus and estranged husband Liam Hemsworth’s family units don’t want them to legally slide away from each other right away. Staying together for the kids usually doesn’t work out, but staying together for the pop star/successful movie actor combo money – now, the Cyruses and the Hemsworths might have a point right there. I kid, I’m sure this is all about love and Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus has a gigantic hit song in 2019 (!!!) so they’re probably all set on cash. And hot cars.
Appropriation apologist Miley and Hemsworth Lite have been on and off, broken engagements, dated other people, and have generally been wishy-washy about each other for a decade now, so the fams think this is just a phase in their beautiful love story.
“Their families have urged them to take some time to breathe before they make any final decisions,” the insider reveals. “They are both upset about how this has blown up and are both hurting right now.”
The insider (aka someone with an Australian accent who shares DNA with Thor because wifey makes way more $$$ than Liam) went on to say that it was the wedding that killed their happiness. Obvi!
But, as Miley illustrates in her new song “Slide Away,” things didn’t go the way they hoped they would. The source explains that leading up to their wedding, “they were in a great place,” which inspired them to “finally tie the knot”. But afterwards, the source says, “Their relationship completely changed.”
And it’s the same story – they supposedly split because Miley wanted to focus on writing songs about her vagina and Liam wanted to focus on getting fucked up with his mates.
Meanwhile, the insider claims, “Liam was continuing to party with his friends.” And, while she used to enjoy partying with Liam in the past, the insider says that the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer has actually become quite tame. “They used to party, but Miley outgrew that phase.”
But there’s hope!
“Neither Miley or Liam have decided when they are going to take the next step of filing for divorce, because there is a chance of reconciliation.”
Hopefully, these two can make it work. That way, we can move on to seeing what Liam’s brother Chris Hemsworth is up to, answering important and probing questions like “Is Chris naked right now?” and “Has Chris decided to explore his bicuriousity?” and “Is Chris into weekend gossip bloggers with obvious Ring-Ding addictions?”
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