Category: Lamar Odom
Lamar Odom Was Moved From Las Vegas To A Hospital In L.A.
Since Lamar Odom has miraculously come out of a coma and is doing much better after reportedly overdosing in that Nevada whore house, he was well enough to be airlifted by helicopter from Sunrise Hospital to Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles last night. Lamar’s family said in a statement that he already took his first steps. As we all scream, “It’s a miracle!”, Pimp Mama Kris is probably down in the PR headquarters in her lair high-fiving all her publicist minions for the good job they did feeding exaggerated stories to the media to maximize the drama.
People says that Lamar has checked into the ICU at Cedars and he’s breathing on his own, but some of his insides are still jacked up. People also let us know for the ten millionth time that his estranged wife Khloe Kartrashian hasn’t left his side once and traveled with him to L.A. Even if Lamar can breathe on his own, he’s probably using an oxygen mask a lot, because he can’t take the scent of wookie caca wafting off of Khloe since she hasn’t even left his side to use the toilet!
TMZ says that Lamar was moved to Cedars so he can get better specialized care. Many of his organs are getting stronger, but his kidneys have pretty much checked out and are done. He’s doing 6 hours of dialysis a day, but he’s probably going to need a transplant. We all know how this is going to play out. One of the Kartrashians is going to HEROICALLY give Lamar one of her kidneys. That’s if they all haven’t had their kidneys lipo’d out since waist training can only do so much.
And TMZ also says that Khloe has pressed the pause button on her relationship with her current piece James Harden, because she needs to devote all her time to nursing Lam Lam back to health like the Khloence Knightingale she is. I’m sure James Harden understands. Sometimes when you “date” a Kartrashian, you have to let them go and follow their heart and by that I mean you have to let them go to where the storylines, ratings and cameras are.
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Lamar Odom Is Going To Live
Just a few days ago, everybody reported that Lamar Odom was pretty much brain dead and was about to slow waltz with the Grim Reaper into the afterworld. But then, the sad news slowly started to turn to good news and we were told that Lamar was starting to come to and that he squeezed Khlozilla’s paw and fluttered his eyes open. We also heard that he was never totally brain dead, because he never completely lost oxygen to his thinking area. Well, now TMZ is saying that Lamar is going to pull through, but he’s going to need lots of physical therapy. Khloe Kartrashian will be by Lamar’s side the entire time and won’t run away screaming, “HELP! HELP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!” the same way she did when she claims he ambushed her on the street.
TMZ’s “sources” say that doctors have told Lamar’s family and friends that he’s never going to be 100%. They believe he has suffered permanent damage to his body and that he’ll need to work for months with therapists. The “source” also says that Khloe will help him during his long road to getting better. Khloe is still with her latest basketball-playing piece James Harden and her helping Lamar doesn’t mean they’re going to get back together. Uh huh….
I’m sure that Khloe won’t be the only one who will be glued to Lamar’s side. The cameras and several producers will be too. Down in her underground lair, Pimp Mama Kris and the dark-sided talking Sun-In bottle Ryan Seacrest are probably coming up with storylines for their new show Khloe Saves Lamar. (The New York Post is going to need to update their story about how the Kardashians destroy lives for fame.) And PMK’s boss Lucifer probably forgives her for that all that public “praying to God” stuff, because he’s thinking of all of the ratings and money their new show will bring.
And TMZ also reports that Bunny Lain, one of the hookers who allegedly partied with Lam Lam before he OD’d, has gone missing. Hmmm…
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Lamar Odom Is Off The Ventilator And “Doing Good”
Ex-NBA player and ex-Khloe Kardashian husband Lamar Odom is showing definite signs of improvement, according to various sources. TMZ is reporting that Lamar is experiencing “the best 24 hours he has had so far.” We can all agree that this is due to most of the Kardashians leaving the hospital, right? Who needs Lourdes (the town with the magical God fountain in France, not Madge’s daughter) when all you need is that fame whore trash taken out of your hospital room?
As you know, Odom was in a coma for four days after he was found knocked out at a brothel just outside of Pahrump, NV in Crystal. He’s recovering at Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas.
Lamar Odom’s Condition Has Reportedly Gotten Better (UPDATE)
Yesterday, practically everybody reported that Lamar Odom’s condition was every kind of bleak and getting worse. It was reported that he was on a ventilator and didn’t have any brain activity. There were also konflicting reports about whose paw he squeezed. ET said that Lamar “fluttered his eyes open” and squeezed Kim Kartrashian’s hand, and TMZ said that Lamar squeezed his wife Khloe Kartrashian’s hand. See, this is what happens when a pack of fame whores don’t come together and get their stories straight before leaking it to the media. Pimp Mama Kris is slipping! Today TMZ is saying there’s a little glimmer of hope, because LamLam’s heart function is getting better.
Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Still Legally Married
Some people were wondering how Khloe Kardashian was able to get into the hospital to see Lamar Odom since they’re not married anymore. I too thought that Lamar was no longer sitting on a branch in the Kartrashian family tree. Well, Khloe and Lam Lam are technically still married since their divorce was never finalized. That’s why Khloe can be there and it may also explain why E! and TMZ know so many medical details about Lamar’s condition.
Last July, both Khloe and Lamar signed the divorce papers, but apparently everybody’s getting divorced in L.A., because there’s a huge backlog in the family courts. Their divorce won’t be official for at least a couple more months. Since Khloe is still legally Lamar’s wife and he never signed a living will, she is in charge of making medical decisions and she’s made a few already. Lamar is still unconscious and his organs are reportedly failing after he allegedly went on a 4-day bad shit binge at a brothel in Nevada.
A “source” (Pimp Mama Kris, take off that “source” disguise, we know it’s you!) also tells People that Lamar’s father Joe Odom is now in Las Vegas and Khloe flew in his ex-girlfriend Liza Morales and their children from New York. That source also said this:
“[The Kardashians] pretty sure this is goodbye, but they’re praying for a miracle. They know that God has the power to heal him, but that’s really the last hope at this point. This is really bad.”
And as all of this is happening, Scott Disick is trying to dry out in rehab.
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Pimp Mama Kris Doesn’t Miss A Beat (UPDATE)
Lamar Odom is reportedly still in a coma and his condition is still really, really bad after he was found passed out with mucus-like liquid coming out of his mouth on the floor of a VIP suite in the Love Ranch South, a brothel in Nevada. Khloe Kartrashian, Kim Kartrashian and Pimp Mama Kris ran their asses off to Las Vegas to be with Lam Lam last night, and of course a kamera krew came along to capture it all. Yes, a man who was a part of their family is dying, but there is a thing called November sweeps.