Lamar Odom’s Condition Has Reportedly Gotten Better (UPDATE)

October 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Yesterday, practically everybody reported  that Lamar Odom’s condition was every kind of bleak and getting worse. It was reported that he was on a ventilator and didn’t have any brain activity. There were also konflicting reports about whose paw he squeezed. ET said that Lamar “fluttered his eyes open” and squeezed Kim Kartrashian’s hand, and TMZ said that Lamar squeezed his wife Khloe Kartrashian’s hand. See, this is what happens when a pack of fame whores don’t come together and get their stories straight before leaking it to the media. Pimp Mama Kris is slipping! Today TMZ is saying there’s a little glimmer of hope, because LamLam’s heart function is getting better.

TMZ’ssources” (cut to Pimp Mama Kris taking off her Groucho Marx glasses while winking at the camera) say that doctors did tests on Lamar’s heart this morning and found that his heart seems to be getting stronger. It’s a good sign because it means he’s improving. ET also says that Lamar opened his eyes and said “yes” when he was asked if he wants to see his kids. Kim, the Slow One, PMK and Kylie Jenner have all left Las Vegas, so maybe Lamar is slowly coming out of that coma, because the coast is clear of those fame whores now. Hopefully.

UPDATE: E! says that Lamar opened his eyes, saw Khlozilla, said “Hey baby” and gave a thumbs up before going back to sleep. The “source” also says that he’s no longer using a breathing tube.

Meanwhile, Dennis Hof, the Dollar Tree Hugh Hefner and owner of brothel where Lamar overdosed, isn’t letting the Kartrashians be the only ones using this tragedy to get attention. Dennis or Dennis’ people leaked surveillance footage of Lamar at the Love Ranch, and Dennis also went on Nancy Grace’s circus of a show where he told the Kartrashians to go back to where they came from. Hmmm.. A messy fame whore going on a messy fame whore’s show to slap at a bunch of messy fame whores. Let’s just all stay sitting in the section marked TEAM NO ONE.

“Speaking of the Kardashians, I got a call from their publicist today saying, ‘Are you going to do any media?’ and I said yes I’m going to go on [Nancy Grace]. And she said, ‘Please don’t do that, we’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.”

Khloe’s spokeswhore responded to Dennis’ words with this statement straight out of the Whore Pot Meets Whore Kettle files.

“We reached out to Dennis yesterday politely asking him to respect Lamar’s (and Khloe’s) privacy during this difficult time and refrain from talking to the press. This is a very painful situation, as I know you are aware, and the idea that anyone would use it to seek publicity is really sad.”

That statement is pure 91 octane laugh fuel, but the Kartrashians were right to check Dennis like that. They’re the PR whore masters, so they know the game. I mean, Dennis is giving interviews when he should stick to leaking pieces of information to as many media outlets as possible. And then when all is said and done, he should give one big interview for 7 figures. That’s how it’s done. What an amateur!

Here’s the Kartrashians wearing koordinated outfits for their grainy pap walk to a private jet in Las Vegas.

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