Lamar Odom Is Going To Live

October 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Just a few days ago, everybody reported that Lamar Odom was pretty much brain dead and was about to slow waltz with the Grim Reaper into the afterworld. But then, the sad news slowly started to turn to good news and we were told that Lamar was starting to come to and that he squeezed Khlozilla’s paw and fluttered his eyes open. We also heard that he was never totally brain dead, because he never completely lost oxygen to his thinking area. Well, now TMZ is saying that Lamar is going to pull through, but he’s going to need lots of physical therapy. Khloe Kartrashian will be by Lamar’s side the entire time and won’t run away screaming, “HELP! HELP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!” the same way she did when she claims he ambushed her on the street.

TMZ’s “sources” say that doctors have told Lamar’s family and friends that he’s never going to be 100%. They believe he has suffered permanent damage to his body and that he’ll need to work for months with therapists. The “source” also says that Khloe will help him during his long road to getting better. Khloe is still with her latest basketball-playing piece James Harden and her helping Lamar doesn’t mean they’re going to get back together. Uh huh….

I’m sure that Khloe won’t be the only one who will be glued to Lamar’s side. The cameras and several producers will be too. Down in her underground lair, Pimp Mama Kris and the dark-sidedĀ talking Sun-In bottleĀ Ryan Seacrest are probably coming up with storylines for their new show Khloe Saves Lamar. (The New York Post is going to need to update their story about how the Kardashians destroy lives for fame.) And PMK’s boss Lucifer probably forgives her for that all that public “praying to God” stuff, because he’s thinking of all of the ratings and money their new show will bring.

And TMZ also reports that Bunny Lain, one of the hookers who allegedly partied with Lam Lam before he OD’d, has gone missing. Hmmm…


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