Category: Kristen Bell
White Celebrities Take Responsibility For Racism In A New PSA
Coronavirus begat Gal Gadot asking the Tone Deaf Avengers to Imagine a world where irony does not exist. Not to be outshone, for the occasion of the Black Lives Matter movement, we will be subjected to a barrage of actors emoting about racism while serving black and white Stanislavsky turtleneck Inside The Actors Studio earnestness. In a video for a new initiative called I Take Responsibility, “a cadre of stars staring directly into cameras as they pledge to take responsibility for how they’ve perpetuated racism or allowed it to go on in their presence.” (via The Hollywood Reporter). But don’t get too excited, nobody gets too specific. But we do get to hear Justin Theroux take responsibility for “every not so funny joke,” something you’ll never hear from me! #ITakeNoResponsibilityWhatsoever
Kristen Bell Defends Telling Everyone That Her 5-Year-Old Still Wears Diapers
Never one to let an opportunity to talk about her totally normal family situation pass her by, the utterly relatable Cool Mom™ Kristen Bell is back in the headlines, only this time it’s not to tell everybody how much she love-hates her husband, Dax Shepard. Instead, she’s attempting to address the fallout as a result of her oversharing diaper mess that occurred on the latest episode of her EllenTube show #Momsplaining. You know, the one where she felt it necessary to tell the world that her 5-year-old daughter, Delta, still wears diapers?
Can you believe that? If that’s not some sneaky, underhanded shit right there. Why would you set up your kid like that? Kristen is probably just jealous that Delta and her 7-year-old sister, Lincoln, are the most mature individuals in that house. But probably not. Kristen just LOVES being a Cool Mom™ so much!
Kristen Bell Let Everyone Know That Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Is Still in Diapers
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are professionals at oversharing and usually, it’s about their totally healthy marriage and extremely normal dynamic. In the past, they’ve fought for their children’s privacy and Kristen covers their faces whenever she posts about them on Instagram. But I guess Kristen shits (pun intended) on the idea of her daughters’ privacy as long as it gets her some attention. Because Kristen told the world that her youngest daughter, Delta, is still wearing diapers at the age of 5 and a half. Don’t worry Delta, coronavirus has put off playground bullying for at least a few more months!
Dax Shepard Recently Broke His Hand And Was Too Afraid To Tell Wife Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard really make married life seem fun. The couple has talked about their arguing antics before–once blacking out during a moment of marital fury. And during this coronavirus quarantine, they’ve been “at each other’s throats.” And now Kristen has another completely healthy marriage story involving Dax breaking his hand and being too afraid of his own wife to tell her. Being afraid of Kristen seems like a theme! That’s functional love!
Dax Shepard Plans To Tell His Children To Only Stick With Booze, Shrooms, And Weed
Dax Shepard had Rob Lowe on his podcast, Armchair Expert, and the two talked about drugs, specifically talking to their kids about doing drugs. Both Dax and Rob have been sober for a while. And Dax said that since he knows drugs, he’s going to use his expertise to let his daughters, 7-year-old Lincoln and 5-year-old Delta Bell, know that they should really only stick with booze, shrooms, and weed. Dax has flipped the iconic “I Learned It By Watching You” anti-drug PSA upside down by telling his kids to yes, learn from him by staying away from the hard stuff.
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Have Been “At Each Other’s Throats” During Coronavirus Lockdown
You would think that it would take professional over-sharers Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard approximately three seconds into lockdown to pop up and fart out all their marriage problems to the world. It took much longer than that, and it’s probably because they’ve been “at each other’s throats” while self-isolating together. Wait for that country singer to pipe in about how she caught her man Zoom fucking with another woman.