Kristen Bell Let Everyone Know That Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Is Still in Diapers 

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are professionals at oversharing and usually, it’s about their totally healthy marriage and extremely normal dynamic. In the past, they’ve fought for their children’s privacy and Kristen covers their faces whenever she posts about them on Instagram. But I guess Kristen shits (pun intended) on the idea of her daughters’ privacy as long as it gets her some attention. Because Kristen told the world that her youngest daughter, Delta, is still wearing diapers at the age of 5 and a half. Don’t worry Delta, coronavirus has put off playground bullying for at least a few more months!

People says that on Kristen’s Ellen Tube show #Momsplaining (which is like Red Table Talk for the White Claw set), she talked with her pals Casey Wilson and Maya Rudolph about being a mom. She brought up a variety of relatable™ mom activities, like potty training. Apparently Kristen’s eldest daughter, Lincoln, took to using the toilet like a fish to water or a Kardashian to a Botox needle. But Delta? She will not give up the Pampers. She said:

“My oldest daughter, at 21 months, we merely suggested that she use the toilet in the other room and [she] never wore another diaper beyond that… We were lying in bed giggling about this, my husband and I, like, “Why does everyone make a big deal out of this potty training? It’s so easy. Just tell the kid to use the toilet.” …Currently, my youngest is 5½, still in diapers.”

Then during a conversation about “Shitshow Moments,” Maya said she once went to a birthday party on the wrong day. Tame. Casey said her son once climbed up a jungle gym and peed on her and the other people below. Gross. Kristen once spiked a ball into young Delta’s face during a game of Four Square. Poor Delta. She already has to deal with bruised ears from listening to the sound of her mom’s voice and then she had to deal with a bruised face.

“I volleyball served–she was a foot from my face–directly into her nose. We had three friends over at the time; they were all horrified, and I couldn’t do anything but laugh.”

Kristen added that it “hurt [Delta’s] feelings,” but her face was fine and she didn’t get a bloody nose.

Well good luck to Delta. Here’s hoping she doesn’t have a diary that Kristen will read or tell her mom when she has a crush on someone at school, because Kristen will let the world know it. And well, maybe Kristen’s latest overshare will cause Delta to stop wearing diapers because the girl will realize that her mom’s mouth needs a diaper more since it’s always shitting out details about her family’s life.

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