Category: Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves Is In Talks To Join “The Eternals” Opposite Angelina Jolie
Most people agree that Keanu Reeves is pretty much the best. He’s kind, humble, and reportedly, immortal. So far, there’s been no dark force in all the universe that’s been able to tarnish people’s love for him. Until now. Fansided reports that Keanu is in talks to take a role in the upcoming Marvel film The Eternals, which as we know, features Angelina Jolie. I’ve said it before and I still believe it to be a real possibility: The most Angelina thing to do now that’s she’s a single woman, would be to have a torrid affair with a coworker. Previously I worried that married man Kumail Nanjiani might become her unwitting prey. But now I’m more worried about Keanu. Even though he’s single, his status as World’s Most Beloved Unproblematic Fave, might make him just the big game Angelina needs to achieve her diabolical second act. Beware The (Home) Reckoning!
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Thoughts On What Happens When You Die
Bill & Ted are back with another installment of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Yes, I’ll probably see it in the theaters, because if Hollywood is refusing to evolve past a bunch of teenage dumbos time traveling in a pay phone, then I refuse to evolve as well. Keanu Reeves went on Steven Colbert‘s show to discuss the upcoming movie, and while explaining the premises of the movie, things took an interesting/dark turn.
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Entertaining Stranded Travelers In Bakersfield
Keanu Reeves is truly one of Canada’s greatest accomplishments. Not only is he an immortal Roman king but he’s also an amazingly nice person. So it’s not shocking to hear that after getting stranded somewhere in California recently, Keanu turned a shitty detour into an amazing scenic exploration of the wondrously, beautiful realm known as Bakersfield, California.
Bryan Singer Gets To Keep His “Red Sonja” Job Thanks To His Pal Avi Lerner
If you didn’t know about the rumors, allegations, lawsuits, and accompanying personal accounts of rape and abuse of young men and boys at the hands of Bryan Singer before, you do now. The elephant that was sitting over in the corner this whole time just stood up and took a giant dump all over the coffee table (no offense to elephants). One would think that the well-researched article at The Atlantic would cause Hollywood to step away from Bryan completely, but with friends like Millennium Films chairman Avi Lerner at his side, he’s gonna be just fine. Bohemian Rhapsody was pulled from the GLAAD Awards, but he’s still going to be better than fine even.
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Talking About Wearing Dolly Parton’s Playboy Bunny Outfit
Did he wear it when he married David Geffen? I KID. Sad Keanu Reeves, Hollywood stalwart and soft-spoken hug magnet, went on the The Talk and spoke about the time that he wore birthday goddess Dolly Parton’s bunny outfit from her 1978 Playboy cover.
Open Post: Hosted By Winona Ryder And Keanu Reeves’ Decades Long Mutual Crush
I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but my cynical heart has finally found its kryptonite. Within minutes of learning that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves would be starring in the romantic comedy Destination Wedding, my play cousin texted me and was like, “we’re taking the day off of work to see this right?”, to which I responded, “duh”. There is just something so right about those two together. So yeah, I’m buying whatever it is they’re selling. Which, according to an Entertainment Tonight interview, is that they’ve secretly been harboring crushes on each other since the first day they met. Gah!