Unfortunately for her, Dina Lohan didn’t win this season of Celebrity Big Brother (Tamar Braxton did, Dina came in third with Lolo Jones), which isn’t too much of a shock because she didn’t do anything the entire time she was there. However, Dina still wins a grand prize in the form of her boyfriend, whom many believed was a huge catfish on the other end of her line, leaping from the sea of doubt to inform everyone that he’s been Dina’s catch of the day since they started their questionable relationship five years ago.
I’ll admit that this story stunk to high heaven of fuckery and lies but I will have to throw my hands up in surrender because apparently, for the first time in years, Dina was possibly telling the truth. According to The Blast Jesse Nadler, a 53-year-old commercial real estate worker from Tiburon, CA, is Dina’s main squeeze and he’s done with hiding in the shadows. He wants all of you skeptical hoes to recognize his love for Dina by revealing his off-peak hours Santa Claus face to the entire world. Catfish host Nev Schulman , who reached out to help with Dina’s potential catfishing situation, broke news of Jesse’s existence on Wednesday via a recent tweet exposing Jesse’s face to the world.
CONFIRMED: Jesse Nadler is Dina Lohan’s boyfriend. Much much more coming soon… pic.twitter.com/0sHkzrvLof
— Nev Schulman (@NevSchulman) February 13, 2019
Although it seems strange that he would continue playing Hide-And-Seek until it finally came to light that Dina was possibly being lied to, they both have found support from Dina’s ex-husband Michael Lohan who’s always been a credible source. I’m sorry, did I say credible source? I meant incredible source of bullshit because whatever drips from his lips should immediately be flushed down a toilet. However, he supports Dina and Jesse’s romance because anything that brings attention his way always gets his seal of approval.
Michael Lohan tells The Blast he has also been contacted by Nadler, and that they recently “texted for about an hour.” “He even sent me snapshots of his communication with Dina to prove himself to be true.” Michael said he felt the guy was legit, and ended up speaking with Nadler on the phone.
“Actually, he’s a really nice guy with a good heart and I like him, and if he makes Dina happy, I’m happy for them,” Michael explained. Nadler is originally from Long Island, where the Lohans reside, and even made plans with Lindsay Lohan’s father to travel to Montauk for lobsters.
Jesse sticks to his story about never meeting Dina because of his mother’s failing health in a recent interview with Page Six Jesse wants everyone to know he’s not so bad.
“I’m a good guy, I’m the real deal.” He added, “Just the thought of people thinking I could be a catfish when everyone knows me and knows how hard I work and how I respect women and mothers, it just kills me.”
TMZ also got Jesse to do something he hasn’t done with Dina before yesterday: FaceTime. He claims he’s looking to buy a condo in New York to be near her even though they’ve never met.
You know what kills me Jesse? Knowing that your presence brings all of the Lohans back into our lives. It’s not like we don’t have enough trashy folks to give us our daily does of skeev but YOU had to turn every day into Throwback Thursday by transporting us back in time to when the Lohans were the Kardashians with their inescapable daily antics. Sir, if you do plan on marrying Dina please be prepared for your something borrowed to be the Holy water we’ve been saving to combat their craziness since the early 2000’s. And don’t worry about finding something blue because that will be the constant tears you shed once you realize you’ve made a huge mistake.