Afternoon Crumbs

RiRi made a big announcement today and that big announcement tells us that her new album…. probably isn’t coming anytime soon because she’s officially making a bunch of shit you won’t be able to afford under her new luxury label with LVMH. RiRi will own 49.99% of her label. So, sorry RiRi fans, she’s done with that low-paying job of making music and is now a mogul who is working her way to stomping into the LVMH boardroom to declare she now owns the majority share in her company, darlings!  – Lainey Gossip

Story as old as time… Annoying YouTuber cheated on annoying YouTuber with another annoying YouTuber and is also accused of asking his fans for nudes – The Blemish

Grey’s Anatomy is going to go on until after the end of time – Just Jared

Okay, but who’s going to help Taylor Swift find the “Easter egg” in the form of a clue letting her know that she’s too old for this Easter egg shit – Celebitchy

Avril Lavigne’s look has truly evolved. She’s gone from Hot Topic employee to Hot Topic executive – Popoholic

Madonna’s new song Crave is better than her last two off of this album, but for why does she sound like a robot who got a Novocaine shot to the mouth? – Towleroad

For a millisecond there, I thought this was Kendall Jenner wearing a black-dyed Lady Bunny wig – Drunken Stepfather

And now let’s end with some REAL talent, finally! – Pajiba

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