Category: Greta Thunberg
Sally Field Got Arrested At “Fire Drill Friday”
Jane Fonda has had her ass locked up 4 times while trying to follow in Greta Thunberg‘s footsteps and get us to stop killing the planet. But now she has to be careful, because one more arrest could mean a lot more time in the clink. But she’s expected to protest next week, and it hasn’t stopped Jane from still bringing along famous friends to get arrested for her! Enter: Sally Field.
Greta Thunberg Is TIME Magazine’s Person Of The Year
Today, TIME Magazine did what they do every December, and they revealed who they chose for their annual Person of the Year issue. And it certainly wasn’t mypick Baby Yoda. Although to be fair to TIME, I should have seen this coming. After all, it’s not called the Heartbreakingly Beautiful Puppet of the Year. TIME named a person, not a puppet, and that person is 16-year-old Swedish climate change activist Greta Thunberg.
Leonardo DiCaprio Met Greta Thunberg And Called Her “A Leader Of Our Generation”
The Guardian says that 16-year-old environmentalist wonder Greta Thunberg has given wannabe environmentalist wonder Leonardo DiCaprio the environmental seal of approval. Possibly. Leonardo met with Greta, because even if you aren’t a real climate crisis person you definitely have to get a picture with her. I’m sure they talked all about green house gases and corporate greed, and how the leather seats on the private jet he rode over to meet her could’ve really used some shining. …Or at least the first thing.
Jane Fonda Got Arrested For The Fourth Time In Four Weeks
Jane Fonda is THAT bitch. 81-year-old Jane could be chilling on some villa or dating some hot 20-year-old plaything like the boys do, but what is she doing? Picking up and moving to Washington D.C. so that she can protest climate policies of the American government. And get arrested (in Carmen Sandiego meets Talbots chic) while doing so.
Jane is now on her fourth arrest and actually spent her first night in jail. If that isn’t the most badass old-lady I’ve ever seen in my whole damn life… Book Club 2 is about to be edgy as hell.
Kim Kardashian Wants To Meet Environmental Activist Greta Thunberg Over Dinner
The earth can breathe a sigh of relief. Our poor beleaguered environment has a new hero, but instead of wearing a cape, she wears shapewear. Kim Kardashian West is keen to meet with Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old environmental activist who ripped the powers that be new assholes at the United Nations Climate Change Summit. Kim’s in Armenia right now attending the World Congress on Information Technology, and used the opportunity to piggyback on a child’s dream for a better future, because, like, Greta is so hot right now you guys.