Kim Kardashian Wants To Meet Environmental Activist Greta Thunberg Over Dinner

October 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The earth can breathe a sigh of relief. Our poor beleaguered environment has a new hero, but instead of wearing a cape, she wears shapewear. Kim Kardashian West is keen to meet with Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old environmental activist who ripped the powers that be new assholes at the United Nations Climate Change Summit. Kim’s in Armenia right now attending the World Congress on Information Technology, and used the opportunity to piggyback on a child’s dream for a better future, because, like, Greta is so hot right now you guys.

Apparently, Kim doesn’t realize Greta was talking about people like Kim, who just last year bragged on Instagram about hiring an entire Boeing 747 for just herself, Kanye and her personal personal trainer, when she shouted “how dare you!”. Still, Kim says “climate change is a serious problem” and, according to Reuters, praised Greta’s courage for speaking out.

Kardashian, 38, said she would love to have dinner with Thunberg, who told world leaders at the opening of a United Nations conference last month that they had stolen her childhood with “empty words.”

“She (Thunberg) is such an amazing young girl, and so brave and courageous to stand up to these grown-ups that can be very scary and for her to be so open and honest is exactly what we need,” Kardashian told Reuters in an exclusive interview during a visit to Armenia.

No doubt Greta would be thrilled to be flown to Calabasas on a private jet and served a carb-free, animal based meal while Kim talks her ear off about how hard remedial law school is and how you’re never too young to start waist training.

Kim also said she’d like to offer Greta’s parents some tips on how to maximize Greta’s reach on social media platforms.

She said she also wanted to talk to Thunberg’s parents and to share her thoughts as a social media entrepreneur.

“Speaking on a big platform invites a lot of different opinions and personalities and how they (parents) manage that,” Kardashian said.

No word on if Greta has heard about Kim’s invitation or even knows who the fuck she is. She’s a little busy at the moment standing with indigenous environmental activist Tokata Iron Eyes in South Dakota (Greta spent 2-weeks on a boat to get to North America), and protesting against the Keystone XL pipeline.

Meanwhile, Kim is using her unprecedented reach to solicit opinions about whether or not she should dye her hair a different shade of brown.

 

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