A Gold Digger Victory! Evelyn Lozada Got A $1.5 Million Engagement Ring

December 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Never underestimate the power of a relentless gold digger who refuses to retire her shovel….

About 16 months ago, Evelyn Lozado of Basketball Wives was crying out tears on the floor of her Miami condo when she filed for divorce from Chad Ochocinco, because he Chris Brown’d her the night she found condoms in his Maserati. Cut to today: Evelyn Lozado is pregnant with a little bundle of joy who will one day bring her many years of child supports checks, and yesterday she Instagramm’d a picture of the $1.4 million diamond ring that her baby father, Carl Crawford of the Los Angeles Dodgers, gave her. What a difference 16 months and a dedication to the #GETMONEYBITCH way of life can make.

Here’s the 14.5 carat, $1.4 million diamond ring that Carl put on Evelyn’s finger on Christmas morning. Never mind those hideous talons that make it impossible for her to properly finger fuck Carl Crawford’s b-hole (or maybe he likes it a little rough), doesn’t that giant rock of tackiness make you squirt out a gold digger tear of pride?


37-year-old Evelyn is currently 7 months knocked up with 32-year-old Carl’s baby. Carl, who’s contract with the Dodgers is worth $142 million, has a 9-year-old son and a 6-month-old daughter with a chick who lives in Arizona.

Yes, Evelyn is 7 months pregnant and Carl’s got a 6 month old daughter. Evelyn may be a complete and total mess, but she has a gift for finding millionaire man tramp athletes who don’t seem to mind collecting baby mothers. It’s like Evelyn’s pussy has a built-in GPS that leads her to these rich dumb fucks. Evelyn is an inspiration to us all and I hope that in between getting money and getting some more money she finds time to give back to the community by teaching a master class in gold digging at Harvard. Amateur gold diggers could learn a thing or fifty from the reigning empress of the gold diggers!

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