Category: The Phantom
Kanye West Set Up A Countdown Clock For The Release Of “Donda” In His Room At The Stadium
Kanye West has swapped the L’eggs out for a full-body Balenciaga spiked gimp suit so you know what that means! If the basement bunker is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’ because there’s some Mens At Work! Kanye set up a countdown clock above his cot in his sports stadium basement cell as he puts the finishing touches on his long-overdue 10th studio album Donda. That means that at midnight tonight, either Donda will be released on Apple Music, or the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta will explode. Buahaha! Who says a Christian Genius Billionaire can’t also be an EVIL Christian Genius Billionaire.
Kanye West Is Still At The Mercedes-Benz Stadium Trying To Finish His Overdue Album “Donda”
Legend has it that to this day, 3 days past the due date for his album Donda, Kanye West can still be seen pacing Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium wearing the same puffy version of Eddy Murphy’s Delirious red suit by Gap and a pair of L’eggs over his head. According to TMZ, Kanye has been living in the arena since Thursday’s listening party while he finishes his album. The Phantom of the Opera appropriately wore a fractured theatrical mask to reflect his tormented soul and is bewitched by an ingenue. So it only makes sense that The Phantom of the Sports Area should be wearing a pair of discarded pantyhose on his head and is bewitched by the smell of his own farts. While a jockstrap might be more appropriate given the venue, Kanye wears the saggy butt part of the hose over his nose, something he couldn’t do with a jockstrap.