Category: Dean McDermott
Tori Spelling’s $40,000 Baby Shower Pissed Off Dean McDermott’s Ex-Wife
Tori Spelling is currently pregnant with her and Dean McDermott’s fifth child. Tori loves free shit and she loves to waste her mom’s money, so Candy Spelling threw her a huge, expensive baby shower on February 11th at the Bel Air Hotel. A source tells The Daily Mail that Candy dropped $40,000 on the baby shower, money that probably would have been better spent paying off one of Tori and The Deaner’s many debts. Or paying off Dean’s ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace.
Sources tell Page Six that Mary Jo was “livid” after she learned about the $40,000 baby shower. So livid she needed to zen-out in nature days after it happened, apparently.
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Letting his mother-in-law throw a $40,000 baby shower might not have been the smoothest move; Dean reportedly owes Mary Jo thousands of dollars in unpaid child support for their 18-year-old son Jack. Mary Jo is taking The Deaner to court in Los Angeles next month.
Candy Spelling just spent $40,000 on Tori and The Deaner, and so I’m sure he’s going to hit her up for his latest child-related hand out. I bet he’s writing the email right now.
“Yo, whats’s up Candy Cane? Listen, The Deaner needs a financial favor from his favorite sugar grandmama. Turns out Daddy’s been a little greasy in the child support department. I figured since you’re already footing the bill for my other ones, you might help me out with the first one I made. If only The Deaner could get paid for making kids, amiright? PS – throw in a couple extra bucks for me? Taco Bell has this new fried chicken chalupa that I just can’t get enough of!”
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Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Are Being Sued By Their Bank Over An Unpaid Loan
Poor Snoopy. I’m sure Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott asked him for a loan and he was forced to think of an excuse. “Um, well, I sorta just sunk a whole bunch of money into Charlie Brown’s new hair transplant business, so…”
Dean McDermott Says His Impending Child With Tori Spelling Is A Love Testament
Hopefully The Deaner© (copywright Allison) got the magazine to cover some diapers and formula for this one. Northern light Dean McDermott told People that his incoming band-aid baby with AMEX favorite Tori Spelling is “a testament to how much we love each other.” (“That’s nice, but I’m still not throwing you two broke bitches a shower. Or putting it through college.” – Candy Spelling)
Tori Spelling Is Pregnant With Her Fifth Kid
Candy Spelling will soon be writing a couple extra zeros on her monthly children-of-my-broke-child support checks, because Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are expecting their fifth child. Tori and The Deaner gave the EXCLUSIVE details of their pregnancy to People magazine, who I hope were smart and made the check out to Amex.
Tori Spelling Was Ordered To Pay Her $38,000 Amex Bill
Way back in January it was reported that semi-professional broke person Tori Spelling was in possession of a $37,981.97 Amex bill that Candy Spelling definitely wasn’t going to pay. Tori sent them a check for $1,070, which of course bounced. The deadbeat department at AmEx clearly got tired of waiting for a payment. E! News says that on August 11, a judge ordered a default judgement against Tori and demanded she pay Amex.
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling After Getting Jumped By A Gang Of Doily Plant Hangers
I guess one way for always-broke Tori Spelling to make ice cold Candy Spelling feel sorry for her and give her money is to go out in public wearing a beyond tragic ensemble made out of a dusty $2 tablecloth from a dead lady’s estate sale, a macrame wall hanging from The Salvation Army and vintage doily bib that was once worn by a Victorian baby. That outfit is so busted that not even Dean McDermott would fuck it behind Tori’s back.
For some weird reason, Tori Spelling is still invited to things and last night she and Dean showed up to a charity event called Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s in Studio City, CA last night. If Tori Spelling really wants to end Parkinson’s, she has a funny way of showing it, because that dress is doing the opposite. It’s got me shaking my head. But seriously, I thought that one of the main reason for inviting someone to a charity event is so that they’d donate actual money. You know “money,” the thing that Tori and Dean reportedly don’t have. Tori and Dean probably “accidentally” left their wallets at home and then they pulled out a duffle bag and filled it with the floral centerpieces, which they later sold outside of a Conroy’s florist shop.
Then again, I would’ve never heard of the Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s event if Tori didn’t show up wearing a giant lace dildo cozy. Tori is raised awareness, so she totally deserved those floral centerpieces.
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