Hopefully The Deaner© (copywright Allison) got the magazine to cover some diapers and formula for this one. Northern light Dean McDermott told People that his incoming band-aid baby with AMEX favorite Tori Spelling is “a testament to how much we love each other.” (“That’s nice, but I’m still not throwing you two broke bitches a shower. Or putting it through college.” – Candy Spelling)
“This baby is a testament to how much we love each other. And it’s a testament to Tori for staying with me. It’s amazing,” he tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue about the couple’s upcoming addition, who is due next year.
McDermott adds, “Love does conquer all. And that’s what this pregnancy says about our relationship. It’s everlasting.”
Dean is, of course, referencing the cheating scandal that
provided the reality television storyline which covered some car notes and a few bets he made down at the Keno parlor nearly tore the couple apart!
Tori and Dean (which still sounds like a second-tier Branson, MO lounge act that covers a lot of Captain & Tenille songs) already have four kids and this fifth child is in no way:
A) really bad timing for either nixing a rubber or a birth control fail seeing as you’re in debt up to your plastic tittays
B) a child designed to heal that suppurating sore that is your marriage
C) a biological cash grab designed to garner them magazine covers and more reality tv ventures
Hey, you do what you can when you’re toe-up broke. It’s not like I never drove Uber and occasionally hinted to certain single male passengers that I knew a place under a bridge nearby and that the backseat of my Chevy Spark folded down to make “sort of a massage table.” *sad-face*