Tori Spelling and The Deaner have just learned a very important lesson about money; it doesn’t matter how many times you cry “broke“, you still have to pay your taxes. According to E! News, the state of California has hit Tori and her possum-eyed husband with a tax lien to the tune of $259,108.23 in unpaid taxes from 2014. How very Iggy Azalea of them.
It’s not exactly shocking that two questionably-employed people like Tori and Dean owe the government several thousands of dollars. What I’m legitimately shocked at is that Tori and The Deaner made enough money in 2014 to owe the IRS almost $260,000. Who knew that Lifetime paid so well for fake reality shows about bangaholic dirtbag husbands?
Despite the fact that Tori was trying to convince People magazine back in March that she and The Deaner weren’t having money problems, this is the second time this year that they’ve owed someone a lot of money. Back in January, it was reported that Tori owed AmEx just under $38,000. It was also reported that when she tried to make a payment of $1070, the payment bounced. Tori’s mom Candy Spelling already covers her rent and pays for her groceries, so where is all of their money going? It certainly isn’t going towards opulent 43rd birthday parties in Europe, since we all know she charges people to attend those.
It’s no secret that Tori loves spending money more than she likes working, so it’s pretty obvious that she shouldn’t be trusted with figuring out their financial situation. Maybe The Deaner will be the one to step up and try to figure out a repayment plan for those unpaid taxes. Hmmm…I wonder what that plan would look like?
“Hola IRS! What’s crappening? As you may know, there’s some major cash issues crappening at Casa Spelling. We sorta forgot to pay our taxes in 2014. Whoops! Listen, $259,108.23 is really gonna cut into my monthly hot wings budget, so paying that back is gonna be a no-can-do. But here’s what we can do: come on down to my house and I’ll give you a spin on my hog. And maybe I’ll let you ride my motorcycle too. Hey-o! For real though, I can only pay you in motorcycle rides and fucking. Holler at The Deaner if you’re into it!”