Category: Cristina Cuomo

Open Post: Hosted By Chris Cuomo “Accidentally” Showing Up Naked On Instagram Live

June 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Chris Cuomo was locked in his basement with coronavirus for weeks, so maybe he’s emerged a new man? And part of that includes wanting to be naked all the time? Because he’s free of the bonds of coronavirus and the bonds of clothing? He’s thrown off the shackles of the name “Fredo” as well as the shackles of wearing anything on his body? It would help explain why he appeared naked in the background of his wife’s Instagram-live yoga session–giving her followers a full view of his chakras. Namaste, indeed!

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Cristina Cuomo Defends Herself After Getting Shit For Suggesting That Clorox Baths Can Treat Coronavirus Symptoms 

May 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Cristina Cuomo got over coronavirus pretty quickly. She contracted the disease after taking care of her husband Chris Cuomo of CNN, who had it pretty bad. Chris’ symptoms were apparently so hardcore that his chills caused him to chip a tooth. Well, Cristina had none of that and it’s all thanks to Clorox baths! Sort of. Cristina shared her homeopathic “remedies” with people and they slapped at her pretty hard for it. So she amended her original comments to say, “Do not take a Clorox bath without talking to a professional.” Still crazy, but more of a warning than the President gave.

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Chris Cuomo’s Wife Says Their Son Mario Has Now Come Down With COVID-19

April 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Basement dweller Chris Cuomo son’s name has been added to the guest-list for Club COVID, which unfortunately is an all ages club. According to The Daily Beast, 14-year-old Mario Cuomo has caught the virus just as his mom, Cristina Cuomo (who also tested positive for COVID-19) was beginning to feel better (and then worse, and then better again. I told you the DJ sucked!). Cristina posted about Mario’s condition on Instagram, linking her professional wellness blog which details all the wackadoodle remedies the self-proclaimed “personal energy specialist” has been implementing for her family, like adding “½ cup of Clorox” to her bathwater to “combat the radiation and metals” in her system “and oxygenate it.” She’s also taking advantage of Mario’s lack of taste and smell to stuff him full of healthy foods he won’t normally eat. I’ve never felt sorrier for a rich kid in my entire life.

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