The Jennifer Aniston Coochie Watch 2020 continues apace. At this past weekend’s SAG Awards, Jen’s cooch was spotted mere inches away from ex-husband William Bradley Pitt’s peen, (now there’s another celebrity genital to watch!) and people practically lost their shit at the possibility of Brad and Jen getting back together. Well, according to Entertainment Tonight, nosy randos aren’t the only ones invested in Bradiffer 2.0. (if I’m not mistaken, Brad and Jen missed the first wave of celebrity couple names. I’m not married to this one, but I don’t have all day. I did my best in the time allotted and am moving on!) Apparently Jen’s TV-BFF Courteney Cox is also shipping Bradiffer 2.0 (come on, it’s better than Jad!) and we know this because she liked “a slew of photos of the reunion” that were posted by Instagram account Comments by Celebrities. (OK, how about Jilliam Bradiston?)
It seems Courteney Cox was just as obsessed with Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s SAG Awards reunion as we were.
Aniston and Pitt’s run-in backstage at the awards show on Sunday had the world shook — but Cox apparently couldn’t get enough of it. The 55-year-old actress “liked” a slew of photos of the reunion posted by popular Instagram account Comments By Celebs — and fans took note.
She also liked a comment about Pitt and Aniston that read: “They still love each other, no doubt.”
I’m guessing Courteney still has a bunch of unsold Team Aniston t-shirts in her closet, so I’m confused about this. Brad did Jen so dirty you’d think with her being Jen’s actual real life friend, she’d discourage a reunion. But Courteney’s surely privy to insights we the unwashed masses are not. Maybe Courteney’s just happy about the bonus publicity being generated for an eventual possible Friends reunion. Meanwhile, other “celebrities” who’ve never been invited to Cabo are also freaking out.
Why are Blue Checks always so extra? At any rate, it seems prudent that I continue to workshop Jen and Brad’s couple name because I have a feeling we’re going to be doing this for as long as they both remain single. (Case in point: the picture of Jen’s discarded dress that some think Brad took.)
Williafer Anistadley Pittiston?